“Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help.”

“If you want the best seat in the house, move to the back of the church.”

“Exercise daily, walk with the Lord.”

“Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!”

“Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.”

“Free coffee, everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges.”

“Life is short. Pray hard!”

“Come in for a faith lift!”

“We’re open on Sundays because we’re too blessed to be stressed.”

“The best vitamin for a Christian is B- ”

“Get in on the ground floor – believe in Jesus.”

“For a spiritual workout, try kneeling.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR SPECIAL NEEDS

“Don’t make me come down there! – God”

“When you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”

“Love thy neighbor like yourself, but choose wisely.”

“Don’t be a ‘selfie’ Christian – focus on Jesus, not yourself!”

“God answers knee-mail.”

“Pray, don’t spray.”

“A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.”

“Walmart isn’t the only saving place!”

“Don’t just aim for heaven, you might miss and end up in Holland.”

“Fishing for men: follow me, I’ll show you how to fish.”

“The church is a gift from God, but the WiFi is free!”