FUNNY COFFEE QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.”

“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”

“I have a love affair with coffee.”

“Decaf coffee: it’s like drinking the tears of joy.”

“I drink coffee for your protection.”

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

“Coffee: because Mondays were made for it.”

“Coffee: because sleep is for the weak.”

“Coffee: the original ‘pick-me-up.'”

“Coffee is like a hug in a mug.”

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.”

“Coffee: because adulting without it is just blinking and crying in the dark.”

“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”

“Coffee: fuel for the modern-day superhero.”

“Coffee: the only thing that keeps me awake during meetings.” KID FRIENDLY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP

“Coffee and sarcasm: the perfect blend.”

“Coffee: my daily dose of sanity.”

“Coffee: the love language of tired moms everywhere.”

“Coffee: it’s a hug for your brain.”

“Coffee: the reason I get out of bed in the morning.”

“In coffee we trust.”

“Coffee: the ultimate wingman.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard and being awake is harder.”

“Coffee: proof that miracles do exist.”

“Coffee: the nectar of the gods.”

“Coffee: the unofficial mascot of productivity.”

“Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning person.”

“Coffee: the best part of waking up (besides not having to interact with people).”

“Life happens, coffee helps.”