FUNNY COFFEE SAYINGS AND QUOTES

“Coffee: because adulting is hard enough without it.”

“I like my coffee like I like my mornings—dark and strong.”

“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”

“Espresso yourself!”

“Life happens, coffee helps.”

“Decaf? No thanks, I like my coffee without a mute button.”

“I have a feeling my coffee needs a coffee.”

“I love you a latte.”

“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”

“Coffee, because adulting is a beautiful mix of caffeine, hope, and sarcasm.”

“Coffee: a hug in a mug.”

“I like my coffee like my humor—dark and twisted.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“Coffee: the original productivity hack.” QUOTES ABOUT A FRIEND MOVING AWAY

“I dream of a world where coffee is free and mornings start at noon.”

“Caffeine: my daily source of motivation.”

“Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.”

“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”

“Coffee: cheaper than therapy.”

“Life without coffee is like a broken pencil—pointless.”

“Coffee: the magical elixir of early mornings and late nights.”

“Coffee first, adulting begins later.”

“Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

“Coffee: because without it, I’m basically a toddler.”

“Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”

“Coffee: keeping me grounded one cup at a time.”