FUNNY COMPLIANCE QUOTES

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“I’m not a control freak, but can I show you the proper way to do that?”

“I follow all the rules, except the ones I make up for myself.”

“I always say ‘no problem’ instead of ‘you’re welcome’ to make people question if there was a problem in the first place.”

“I’m not lazy, I just prefer to do things in the most efficient way possible – by avoiding them altogether.”

“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not pretending to be.”

“I don’t have a short attention span, I just prioritize things in an order that makes sense to me.”

“Why follow the crowd when I can walk off in my own direction?”

“If there’s a shortcut, I’ll always take the long way around.”

“I like to think of myself as a rule bender, not a rule breaker.”

“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.” QUOTES ON TRUST AND RELATIONSHIP

“I’ll comply with the rules as long as they’re clear, logical, and don’t inconvenience me in any way.”

“Compliance is for the average, and I strive for an above-average existence.”

“I only listen to half of what people say, but then I pretend to understand the whole thing.”

“I believe in following the rules, as long as they’re written in a language I can understand.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m energetically efficient.”

“If you think I’m bad at following directions, you should see me try to put Ikea furniture together.”

“I follow all the safety regulations, especially when it comes to avoiding any form of physical activity.”

“I’ll only comply with a request if it involves chocolate or a nap.”

“I give great compliance advice, as long as it aligns with my personal agenda.”

“If you want me to take something seriously, put it in a joking tone.”

QUOTES ON TRUST AND RELATIONSHIP