FUNNY CONGRATULATIONS QUOTES FOR NEW JOB

“Congratulations on your new job! Remember, money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy a lot of snacks for your desk drawer!”

“Cheers to your new job! May your coworkers be as amazing as your online shopping skills.”

“Congratulations! Now you can officially complain about Mondays like the rest of us.”

“Wishing you a new job filled with fewer spreadsheets and more coffee breaks!”

“Congrats on your new job! Remember, life is like a roller coaster – just try not to scream in the office.”

“Cheers to your new job! May your boss always believe that you’re working hard…even if you’re just browsing memes.”

“Congratulations on your new job! Now you can afford all the things you never wanted.”

“Goodbye boredom, hello new job! May your coffee be strong and your deadlines be flexible.”

“Congrats on your new job! Remember, office politics are like a game of thrones – just without the dragons…or the cool costumes.”

“Wishing you a bright future in your new job, where meetings will be shorter than the lunch break!”

“Congratulations on your new job! Now you can finally put your LinkedIn stalking skills to good use.”

“Cheers to your new job! May your coworkers never discover your embarrassing browser history.”

“Congrats on your new job! Remember, the early bird gets the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese in the office fridge.” 6TH DEATH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR MOTHER

“Congratulations! Now you can proudly say ‘Sorry, can’t make it, I have to work’ instead of just ‘Sorry, can’t make it’.”

“Wishing you a new job where your stress level is lower than the chances of winning the lottery.”

“Congrats on your new job! Remember to always act senior, even when you’re asking where the printer is located.”

“Cheers to your new job! May your salary increase and your alarm clock never know your name.”

“Congratulations on your new job! Remember, the best promotion is a good sense of humor…and the ability to make office coffee taste good.”

“Goodbye job hunting, hello new job! May your colleagues be entertaining and your work-from-home days be frequent.”

“Congrats on your new job! Now you can finally use the big words from your resume and impress people for real.”

“Wishing you a new job where the elevators are always working and your coworkers always smell like freshly baked cookies.”

“Congratulations on your new job! Now you’ll have the perfect excuse to buy those fancy pens you’ve always wanted.”

“Cheers to your new job! May your commute be short, your office chair comfortable, and your boss overly appreciative.”

“Congrats! Now you can confidently answer the question ‘What do you do?’ without questioning your life choices.”