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“Congratulations on your new job! Remember, money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy a lot of snacks for your desk drawer!”
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“Cheers to your new job! May your coworkers be as amazing as your online shopping skills.”
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“Congratulations! Now you can officially complain about Mondays like the rest of us.”
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“Wishing you a new job filled with fewer spreadsheets and more coffee breaks!”
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“Congrats on your new job! Remember, life is like a roller coaster – just try not to scream in the office.”
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“Cheers to your new job! May your boss always believe that you’re working hard…even if you’re just browsing memes.”
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“Congratulations on your new job! Now you can afford all the things you never wanted.”
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“Goodbye boredom, hello new job! May your coffee be strong and your deadlines be flexible.”
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“Congrats on your new job! Remember, office politics are like a game of thrones – just without the dragons…or the cool costumes.”
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“Wishing you a bright future in your new job, where meetings will be shorter than the lunch break!”
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“Congratulations on your new job! Now you can finally put your LinkedIn stalking skills to good use.”
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“Cheers to your new job! May your coworkers never discover your embarrassing browser history.”
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“Congrats on your new job! Remember, the early bird gets the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese in the office fridge.” 6TH DEATH ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR MOTHER
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“Congratulations! Now you can proudly say ‘Sorry, can’t make it, I have to work’ instead of just ‘Sorry, can’t make it’.”
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“Wishing you a new job where your stress level is lower than the chances of winning the lottery.”
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“Congrats on your new job! Remember to always act senior, even when you’re asking where the printer is located.”
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“Cheers to your new job! May your salary increase and your alarm clock never know your name.”
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“Congratulations on your new job! Remember, the best promotion is a good sense of humor…and the ability to make office coffee taste good.”
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“Goodbye job hunting, hello new job! May your colleagues be entertaining and your work-from-home days be frequent.”
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“Congrats on your new job! Now you can finally use the big words from your resume and impress people for real.”
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“Wishing you a new job where the elevators are always working and your coworkers always smell like freshly baked cookies.”
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“Congratulations on your new job! Now you’ll have the perfect excuse to buy those fancy pens you’ve always wanted.”
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“Cheers to your new job! May your commute be short, your office chair comfortable, and your boss overly appreciative.”
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“Congrats! Now you can confidently answer the question ‘What do you do?’ without questioning your life choices.”