FUNNY CONSERVATIVE QUOTES

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“I believe in limited government, balanced budgets, and unlimited chicken wings.” – Unknown

“I’m not a conservative because I refuse to be a victim of my own success.” – Kurt Schlichter

“Being a conservative means I can speak my mind and not worry about offending anyone… except liberals.” – Unknown

“I’m so conservative, I think powdered wigs should make a comeback.” – Unknown

“I’m conservative because I believe in the power of individualism… and bacon.” – Unknown

“The only thing more conservative than my politics is my dad’s wardrobe.” – Unknown

“I refuse to apologize for loving my country and hating kale.” – Unknown

“Conservatism is my cardio. Have you tried voting for lower taxes?” – Unknown

“I’m so conservative, I think disco was the downfall of Western civilization.” – Unknown

“I’m conservative because I believe in the freedom to succeed… and the right to wear socks with sandals.” – Unknown

“I’m conservative because I believe in personal responsibility… and in blaming my kids for everything.” – Unknown SISTER LAUGHTER QUOTES

“I’m so conservative, I think the Oxford comma should be required by law.” – Unknown

“Being a conservative means I never have to say I’m sorry… unless it’s for accidentally quoting Karl Marx.” – Unknown

“Conservatism: the only ideology that can make a casserole and a prayer seem like the solution to all our problems.” – Unknown

“I’m conservative because I believe in defending the Constitution… and binge-watching old episodes of ‘The West Wing’.” – Unknown

“I’m so conservative, I think a sense of humor should be a constitutional right.” – Unknown

“Being a conservative means I can show my love for America by wearing flag-patterned flip flops.” – Unknown

“I’m conservative because I believe in freedom of speech… and in always having a witty comeback.” – Unknown

“I’m so conservative, I think ‘Netflix and chill’ should be replaced with ‘Read a book and have a meaningful conversation’.” – Unknown

“Being a conservative means I can love my country and still make fun of politicians… and enjoy a good cheeseburger.” – Unknown

SISTER LAUGHTER QUOTES