FUNNY COUNTRY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

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“I love country music. It’s like a little redneck therapy.” – Blake Shelton

“Country music is three chords and the truth.” – Harlan Howard

“You can take the girl out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the girl.” – Unknown

“Being country isn’t about where you live, it’s about how you live.” – Unknown

“Country music is the tears of a beer.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“I’m so country, I bleed red, white, and blue.” – Unknown

“Country girls don’t retreat, they reload.” – Unknown

“You might be a redneck if the doorbell plays ‘Sweet Home Alabama’.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“Country music: where the windmills are as tall as the tales.” – Unknown

“I was country before country was cool.” – Unknown

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a pickup truck. And that’s pretty close.” – Unknown

“Life is better in cowboy boots.” – Unknown FAMILY TREE TATTOO QUOTES

“You know you’re a country girl when the sound of a truck makes you weak at the knees.” – Unknown

“Country girls don’t go hunting for men, they wait for the right one to come hunting for them.” – Unknown

“Country girls have more fun because they make their own.” – Unknown

“I don’t wear heels, I wear cowboy boots.” – Unknown

“In the South, we don’t hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a sweet tea.” – Unknown

“If you ain’t made at least one person uncomfortable, you ain’t been to family dinner.” – Unknown

“Country folks know you can’t trust a skinny cook.” – Unknown

“Country girls don’t need bling, they shine in their own right.” – Unknown

“I’m not high maintenance, I’m country maintenance – just pour me a glass of sweet tea.” – Unknown

“Country girls know how to dance in the rain and walk on sunshine.” – Unknown

“Country people don’t need to say much because they already know as loud as they need to be.” – Unknown

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