FUNNY COUPLE QUOTES

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schulz

“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown

“Being married means mostly shouting ‘What?’ from different rooms.” – Unknown

“Marriage is getting to have a sleepover with your best friend, every single night of the week.” – Christie Cook

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“If love is the answer, could you please repeat the question?” – Lily Tomlin

“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.” – Dottie Archibald FRIENDSHIP RULES QUOTES

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde

“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterward that’s the challenge.” – Raymond Hull

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft