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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“I love you even when I’m hangry.”
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“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
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“A relationship is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.”
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“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!”
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“I knew I found the one when I realized I didn’t mind sharing my chips with you.”
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“Being married is like having a sleepover with your best friend every night, except you can’t remember the last time you had a good night’s sleep.”
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“Marriage is an endless sleepover with your favorite crime partner.”
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“I’m not perfect, but I am perfectly married to you.”
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“Love is sharing your popcorn even when you don’t want to.”
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“Marriage is all about sharing the TV remote.” QUOTE BOOK TEMPLATE
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“Love is being able to laugh at each other’s bad jokes.”
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“Marriage is like a roller coaster ride – it has its ups and downs, but it’s always better when you’re together.”
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“I love you more than coffee but please don’t make me prove it.”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Love is being able to say ‘I’m sorry’ even when it’s clearly not your fault.”
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“The secret to a happy marriage: a sense of humor and a short memory.”
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“Love is knowing that you’ll always have someone to blame for the burnt dinner.”
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“I love you more than the distance between us during a lockdown.”
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“Marriage: when dating goes too far.”
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“Love is deciding to let your significant other pick the movie even when you know it’s a bad choice.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards, it all starts with two hearts and a diamond, but after a while, you just need a club and a spade.”
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“Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?”