FUNNY COW SAYINGS QUOTES

“I’m not crying over spilled milk, I’m laughing because I just slipped in it!”

“Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!”

“A cow that laughs is a happy moo-er.”

“I’m udderly obsessed with being funny.”

“When life gets tough, just remember: you can’t milk a cow that’s already laughing!”

“Who needs a cowbell when you have a good sense of humor?”

“I’m not just any cow, I’m a cow-median.”

“Milkshake brings all the cows to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours!”

“I’m not just grazing, I’m preparing for my stand-up comedy routine.”

“I herd laughter is the best medicine for moo-diness!”

“If laughter is the best medicine, then I’ll just keep tellin’ cheesy jokes.” ICONIC CELEBRITY QUOTES

“I never have a beef with anyone, except hamburgers, of course!”

“They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but I say it’s greener where the funny cows are.”

“Why did the cow go to the party? Because it wanted to shake its booty!”

“I like my humor like I like my milk: pasteurized and punny!”

“I like to chew the cud and chew on funny thoughts.”

“What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughingstock!”

“I’m a cow, so I naturally have mooooo-nlight as a comedian.”

“Why was the cow always the life of the party? Because it knew how to milk every joke!”

“If cows could talk, they would say, ‘Stop milking it and start laughing at it!'”

“I’m just a funny cow in a dairy-ous world!”