![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUjI0QmZ5UGZSY0FHY2JiOTRQS1pTK1BnZXRWeFlIS1BOYWJJTUVBdWRnUDlUTW01azBUK2crczYrejh1MGNQcWpDZWhGMEZGUFp5c2ZsSm0zYkxpM0l1TGcxQytsSThrSkdON1hBTTJnRDVOSnQxT1hQNVEzdFR1b1ZsN0UzUHEwPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(54dc34939181dfcddcd75156148895f7).jpg)
“I’m not crying over spilled milk, I’m laughing because I just slipped in it!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRTblU1OUpvbUpoSTFnUEo5NEgrNXEwN1JOMVZiV0hYdkpSVHhxbXd2dGV1a0NsR0NRRU8wYVBhb080UnUvM21HU0V4dExYMVNtQUkvbWZiS1VRaERaalFVV0llSWU0b2NoTjVJdTU2R0s%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(0314fd946534c324e412bb11777e3226).jpg)
“Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHhkdVBXRThYNCttV2JKQXF2Y3JhY0NwYkJjS0xRUDJyOUxEYnR4ZXc5QXhFYVlHMVZpZDd1ODZDWUtURlF1SEVsOXY2eERnSkY4VXdkRDBWQnJQNTQ9/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(857d1a47269df27504db709e9494b78d).jpg)
“A cow that laughs is a happy moo-er.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlU4eWdncmhtOFZZT3FXSlhGaHNmVEJhVkJmNE1DT1VJdENZekROTGdkZWJST2NleHg1eVJ0eGlySW5QTWJkUTA9/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(198ede1ac4bb8778f91a04219052abdb).jpg)
“I’m udderly obsessed with being funny.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUl6YmJBNU8xem5vY29vbHRMOFRTYVpyTHYwRWNGcWNXUXFYblBxUjlVMEV2ZUlWSmJGZzNZVmIvYVlZc1h1bzZkVnVLYVBmenVqN0F1TW1BZGdESEx3Ti9WYnlwRFlFOVZKTGRZM2IwWUFBVUorbzR5Vi9zRkl5bmRsS2lYLzgwNEE0YnBHQlB6UW82bzZTQi9EbnUwPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(0655a86d45e275abc495dfebbc5cfcd8).jpg)
“When life gets tough, just remember: you can’t milk a cow that’s already laughing!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWk4vNFVXMnZYcU9PZGVmaXZTejcwemRtOEVxKzd6ZW1Ecnhibjcvcit3dEFNcFlaaElpN05FSUlmZXhHWnl3d1M1c3pRcUk2aUpNc2pRRWgzSk1FMGRuSHhmTzBTYVN5WkJTcVJaSlRCSWU%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(3f35717476c0a05db2de01e0b1d352e3).jpg)
“Who needs a cowbell when you have a good sense of humor?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZTV6WVpQdWJ0THVzNTJkdWI2U2pOcVM4QjZ0cWMzdjlVdkV1NDNMS1NIcnNxMmZJbkNRV243aEx1T05PSE92bFU2OG94d252WkFsZENTSWtQN1FTaUg%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(f78c4578f30684f67b392c89de5153d4).jpg)
“I’m not just any cow, I’m a cow-median.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWmdjVHNnSmFTS2dQNHNEdDMxMWZxajFKZmNTcWREKzRHZmZPYVZueUJ5OTFZY3dwcllPVTd3TXk4eEtYQm4zTG1Hd0VRQzlzTjhVSXdyYTd1RjZocDJxai9lYmpRQ0dwRGFxMmhzQ3ZSQllTajNlOFdlck5nY0ZHMTY0ekxEb2MvL1AxNEJXSWJ2N1duemU2WFZGbmdZPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(747544e9100250b3a238412af705efc8).jpg)
“Milkshake brings all the cows to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUFselBLWHJMMytEaWFkU3BRZmVwaTNMS2lJb0g2TFJablk5QmZHbENwaWVxUHNZM05pOW1ramVsZk9Bd0dBdmRhb3AzTWRmMmo5cXU5REI3QWpvVTA4ZnBBcmJTSTJLUTMzbzZnN2d4VEdnPT0%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(84656743ad84fd5a1f9c3a1588a4f632).jpg)
“I’m not just grazing, I’m preparing for my stand-up comedy routine.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVzZvRmQ4dU00YkR2dE9SdUVWQlRIeDJ6ZElFVjN1bnErYlRlMVhSOXVpVmJVQTJ3WjVNenFlSWZzVnl2T2k4K1dNQkVPNk9RRDlBUkNSL1g1ZFhsUWFUL1YyTVpXRm9sVENpTG9PdktOMTg%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(75a78d5ef77c396def2b84355b4284f3).jpg)
“I herd laughter is the best medicine for moo-diness!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZXdRdmUwRXFnSzdOY3JTRHB4ZVV5UkNDVjc0RDdyWkFucnNzd0pyMDlKcENBVE9hcG5lSjZkTDRXalpEenVJaGZWYnJyME1rbFdqMWQ2ZWZtUVkvRGFLUi9CdUNUVkhjbzZjQlh3Q24xaWRUd2tNSk01YmpGRnZ2dHArb3BHak9JTDFnOWpKUmY3MENZbVVLSS9aeVJpR0hKZTdKSlI3cmh5endweGRFMDB5/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(d3a9c364704ae080458191532087c3d7).jpg)
“If laughter is the best medicine, then I’ll just keep tellin’ cheesy jokes.” ICONIC CELEBRITY QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUxYcnQveC9ic3RZZ2VOdEIzbWdFSjRxaktmZ1lSVE5JaExhS2pFaEF2eE9hSGJhL0g4MmxLaXIrK1ZnUllEUTlQL1B4Q3BJNmJqQVpieUxlL3llK2JRYWQxRkxGYUJSYVVqLzV6VnQwUWQ%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(be32db8e5b7e09e9070f5450013510c8).jpg)
“I never have a beef with anyone, except hamburgers, of course!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZHNQME0vdlpTVjBHWUFlVnZDUG1vaW42Z0FMM1FRc0dBNUR0SUNHYzJkVXUwdVJJTHdNQlZ0SnMxZEx0U0JsT1VNS3p0UEpub0V3M2x0TGlXZVJKRDJZanoyck1xR1Q4RVRLb1dmNU1wQ2V3RTVKQ2duelZ5TlQrTzdZTDE0WnB3UHlnc2pPZzA2KzVhZDNRQU5FTkFt/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(c174d2fec3611be1e1f9558f2488148a).jpg)
“They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but I say it’s greener where the funny cows are.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRTblU1OUpvbUpoSTFnUEo5NEgrNU5GZTY3a2x0NWk4R2RsdjFGbFNDbS9xWFk0VFNlWm1CZmJXWEJhMUtLRFRLY09UbDlkemx6QUE3RFdwRVVsYWpmZCt2Zmtic0szV2ZTRUdGUW9nV0RyNVBJVlAxUE9DU0NOWFlZOGduL0xBPT0%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(4e3dfd8e55fe6c9ae933f71f85f426c7).jpg)
“Why did the cow go to the party? Because it wanted to shake its booty!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWSt0d2FuSGxiWVhIZjl5RU01Y1hlaVJveWd1NXFjWklrdEdLZVhXWmc5djNMYkRmRE5GaFUxVytrWVVXcUsrY2FJUUlnV3h0NVZqUHNGWnRPdDRNYWlWRjg5d2pVSWF6NUdueDBveEtXdVk%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(5f9d35962cb1660763986f0157d7517e).jpg)
“I like my humor like I like my milk: pasteurized and punny!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWkFNZ3FTOFhlTTdjdkxkWTBwUmsrZXIvM0pEMXRZSTRWejg2eGs1NUV2aFpKZUtmQys4dE14ZjMrTXltTFRIWW10Nlo0Z1g5Nmk5cG5MaFdWTDZ6Rm9uQ0NsU0F2UG0rSGVkQmYvcU9SMm4%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(58ed1388e6ee43da96b30a623c104c28).jpg)
“I like to chew the cud and chew on funny thoughts.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnhmY2ZFd2lvRWNHcllFL3FWU1pJc0VsQ2hTMHR1WVJZNnlKbnljSXluejNBeFpqNEpkYXF1bDgvclVCS0h6Y0NBWGFMM2dkbFdSMk5PQ0RISy9rT1dCeG01cThTR1draW1ieVVsY0Y2M3k%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(1901803ffe5b21c84f32c65111ec2bf5).jpg)
“What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughingstock!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY1F6NjlVQlEvTXM0bFgyTFA3YnBCR0I3aFpNM244TTR4b1FLelFDTk8rRHhXTnc3SXZKVE81TmZYa3oxKzV2TEVybGkyVlpjWldIMlRVWnZPMnl3bGdDRE9CMVhzSk5YblZtTVdWSlFLVGxnPT0%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(ea924dc83846b4ff1e67f0962738d966).jpg)
“I’m a cow, so I naturally have mooooo-nlight as a comedian.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWEJEWDRDQTQzanY5ZGdIK1ByN2NqdWdDa0xmU0YzdVIxWE9meEJHZjRScXRVaUJFUUR3N3FqaTlEZ3psMHBFQXlhblROM1NBcUVCZ0RnVFJ4QXNiajVaM0RpbWUyU1pxcUswa3pXTlg4OGFBZU9jTUNRNEhMNnBxd2RtRThURnVkTmpZVDQ5aGdPWlFObEJqNndQWDg4PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(bb1ccdf97415b77a57019aa08aa2ab8e).jpg)
“Why was the cow always the life of the party? Because it knew how to milk every joke!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYmVTUkoyZDBaNXRjSkpSVVJSeHhURnVqekxmZ0ovQ1VpU2xuVGRJVWF1Y0IwUFByVG9UOHBndmdYTDB0STJCZ0ZjL1JsODdMZ2pMZmd0eU1ycEMxN3lKaUN3Q2FVYjNmdXgyNy9OUmQ4dVRDakYvNHJId0dXdThERDFoeS9VanBuY2Q3TEFWKzhCaFd3T2hlejk2NlVVPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(d2733c61a8f0a64bd2cb1514559b6bcb).jpg)
“If cows could talk, they would say, ‘Stop milking it and start laughing at it!'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYzVHY1U0SUVzRElCRDAyQWlFcU93dUJVaXErWGlEZHd2a1hoNXpyVzJoYmRranRDNWVzMUY2K1VvNUNZNE5ua3c9/FUNNY+COW+SAYINGS+QUOTES/(a1a963ebeced28d86dafa8ee7352c7c5).jpg)
“I’m just a funny cow in a dairy-ous world!”