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“Don’t squat with your spurs on.”
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“If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.”
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“Some trails are happy ones, while others are blue and lonely. It’s the way you ride the trail that counts.”
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“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
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“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
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“Keepin’ your cinch tight and your brights on!”
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“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”
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“If you’re gonna climb in the saddle, you better be ready for the ride.”
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“The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.”
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“Never trust a cowpoke with skinny calves.”
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“Never name a pig you plan to eat.”
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“Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.” FATHER QUOTES SHORT
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“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
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“You can’t rope and throw a steer from the stands.”
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“You can’t tell how good a man or a watermelon is ’til they get thumped.”
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“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
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“If you think you’re a person of great influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
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“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
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“When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.”
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“A cowgirl may get thrown, but she never stays down.”
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“Speak the truth, but ride a fast horse.”
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“Some folks are like a fish in a river, never needin’ another drink.”
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“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.”