FUNNY COWBOY SAYINGS AND QUOTES

“Don’t squat with your spurs on.”

“If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.”

“Some trails are happy ones, while others are blue and lonely. It’s the way you ride the trail that counts.”

“Always drink upstream from the herd.”

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

“Keepin’ your cinch tight and your brights on!”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”

“If you’re gonna climb in the saddle, you better be ready for the ride.”

“The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.”

“Never trust a cowpoke with skinny calves.”

“Never name a pig you plan to eat.”

“Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.” FATHER QUOTES SHORT

“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”

“You can’t rope and throw a steer from the stands.”

“You can’t tell how good a man or a watermelon is ’til they get thumped.”

“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”

“If you think you’re a person of great influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

“When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.”

“A cowgirl may get thrown, but she never stays down.”

“Speak the truth, but ride a fast horse.”

“Some folks are like a fish in a river, never needin’ another drink.”

“Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.”