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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!”
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“Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!”
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“Do you know why Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls work!”
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“My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my extra pounds on the Christmas cookies… oh, and spending time with you guys too!”
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“The awkward moment when you wear matching Christmas sweaters with your coworker… accidental twinning!”
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“Dear Santa, please bring me a slim figure for Christmas. But if that’s not possible, just make my friends fat!”
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“Hoping for a bonus this Christmas, but I guess settling for cookies and compliments from my work buds will have to do!”
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“I’m not saying I’m Santa, but have you ever seen me and Santa in the same room together? Exactly!”
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“The best way to spread Christmas cheer at the office is by loudly humming Christmas carols… slightly off-key, of course!”
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“Remember, calories don’t count during the holidays… or at the workplace!”
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“If you think your boss is a Scrooge, just be glad you don’t work in Santa’s workshop!”
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“The office Christmas party: where coworkers become mistletoe enthusiasts and dance like nobody’s watching… until HR shows up!” MIKE TYSON QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
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“Dear holiday calories, it’s time for us to break up. It’s not you, it’s definitely all me!”
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“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle, the holidays are for fun and laughter… and maybe a little bit of work!”
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“You know you’ve played too much Secret Santa when you can perfectly imitate your coworker’s disappointed face!”
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“I am willing to overlook your horrible Christmas sweater because I value our work friendship… and you promised to supply the spiked eggnog!”
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“Remember, it’s not the size of the present that matters, but the number of Christmas cookies you share with your coworkers!”
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“Why did the elf become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a sleigh-full of jokes!”
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“Christmas tip: the best way to spread holiday cheer is to steal all the chocolates from the office advent calendar!”
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“I gained 10 pounds just reading the Christmas menu… guess it’s time for some extra office workouts!”
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“I’m not Santa, but I can make your holiday season brighter by sharing my stapler… and maybe some candy canes too!”
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“This Christmas, don’t let the Grinches at work steal your joy… or your chocolate from the office candy bowl!”
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“Rudolph may have a red nose, but I have the perfect red nose from hours of sitting under fluorescent office lights!”