FUNNY COWORKER CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!”

“Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!”

“Do you know why Santa is so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls work!”

“My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my extra pounds on the Christmas cookies… oh, and spending time with you guys too!”

“The awkward moment when you wear matching Christmas sweaters with your coworker… accidental twinning!”

“Dear Santa, please bring me a slim figure for Christmas. But if that’s not possible, just make my friends fat!”

“Hoping for a bonus this Christmas, but I guess settling for cookies and compliments from my work buds will have to do!”

“I’m not saying I’m Santa, but have you ever seen me and Santa in the same room together? Exactly!”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer at the office is by loudly humming Christmas carols… slightly off-key, of course!”

“Remember, calories don’t count during the holidays… or at the workplace!”

“If you think your boss is a Scrooge, just be glad you don’t work in Santa’s workshop!”

“The office Christmas party: where coworkers become mistletoe enthusiasts and dance like nobody’s watching… until HR shows up!” MIKE TYSON QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Dear holiday calories, it’s time for us to break up. It’s not you, it’s definitely all me!”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle, the holidays are for fun and laughter… and maybe a little bit of work!”

“You know you’ve played too much Secret Santa when you can perfectly imitate your coworker’s disappointed face!”

“I am willing to overlook your horrible Christmas sweater because I value our work friendship… and you promised to supply the spiked eggnog!”

“Remember, it’s not the size of the present that matters, but the number of Christmas cookies you share with your coworkers!”

“Why did the elf become a stand-up comedian? Because he had a sleigh-full of jokes!”

“Christmas tip: the best way to spread holiday cheer is to steal all the chocolates from the office advent calendar!”

“I gained 10 pounds just reading the Christmas menu… guess it’s time for some extra office workouts!”

“I’m not Santa, but I can make your holiday season brighter by sharing my stapler… and maybe some candy canes too!”

“This Christmas, don’t let the Grinches at work steal your joy… or your chocolate from the office candy bowl!”

“Rudolph may have a red nose, but I have the perfect red nose from hours of sitting under fluorescent office lights!”