![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3BvOFB2eUFrZ1BZRHhvbm01TEQzMGczTFkzUWhwQ0t4dGY4NUlxbGJLd1FYV0dpWFliTXhCSm5DOFhJZzEyMXV5UjJ5cHNEZk5UYzlvV2hhM0RnZ04zRFNqV3Q1bnpSWk1kVklXSlROa0E%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(c24515afe8df636d75d288af8b37fa42).jpg)
“I prefer my puns intended and my cringe levels off the charts.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlA5UFp3aWc3QWVFZHdrQUxqY2hzNnVPRGg5OTI3T2xqeTJRcHFPaFB6OVNVcHZ3YzdEZFdHWVdKQW1BMW5SUEZNZXN5eUd6anRGVVlqZ011Mjk2TlFqSlN6MS84M3k2dnIvWGxuSHRkWEFzZm1RUk5VTjhEL0FTSy9nR2NpeHNNPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(8cf5f366d44bf52dde0917f90804416f).jpg)
“I’m not saying I’m the king of cringe, but I did once accidentally high-five a mime.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUxEN0dTL2laS3plQU4yMnA0ekg2MisxL003QmxNblJLTU9VN2J3Qlc3dnZtdElZd0VXM2hTdWN3aE1uUC9vL3hNZklVNVMwSEVGSjZSZjh1UkQzZ2FselBxMG9tditxUXAyTi92bGpYbDdvODBWTWFlV2xGVjRkVlhlWTNKUmZ3PT0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(e512de7df3dfd1770418298ce0a97f70).jpg)
“Cringe is my middle name, right after Awkward and Socially Uncomfortable.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aXVUL1dEb1RueDYwODMrWEVHeDJSWm9OUXB5RWI1NXU0emdVZ0U0dE1lcDJYSXdPeWlvS2dzUUIwYmdVV1FSYXcyOWx5Mk1HSVFwK2lZbnFsSUFJK2FiS3JFY2FvMGIwd3Y0QmlBeEo0dmFlQzFka3FiK25vZDhINVNTOWlmMUFjRGh5dUZ5T0dwL3IwM2dRaHUvTGFVbzVLUnI1RTlwaGQ0WnZKRWdOaG5zUT09/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(2a351af84733de1b1894feb4c92d5a4c).jpg)
“I don’t always make cringe-worthy jokes, but when I do, I use them to break the ice in awkward conversations.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXdyQUdFaGM1VitibGRKZm1BNEh0SHZSKzRWM21wNjVRT0RsYUg4c0lvNmxzenBkMXFwVEZ6VUtDN2x3VDRxNmFqOWpTYUNwQjlnRXNUb251ZytXbVMwckt6M2tLa0hSWHh4NDB5bGtzUGxpdnYrMDIxZkpZOFoxa1RWNWtSamVnPT0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(e28f17f68ec012da47219651d5d73403).jpg)
“My cringe game is so strong that I can make a room full of statues blush.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZi9RUHhQNDNqeHd5VE51LzNUOEFua0FjY09SQWJBWUxNSmZuN3M0VXhIMkMxUzFOMkpXOW9HazBGcEdKSGhtN09QZ1gvbkpjSUhiOVl6UkFyd2M2SndJZUs3MzhCV0haQXFjUE93RHhMWHpJa3BEQ2FHTkdpeUNCNGZSemZxN3B4UTMxYmhIcGpnWEhZbTRtNlJQNXNGQjFlYVdHV1V6R0o5LzREMEppWkwxYVBaZ1QvcGEyeGQrWTAzZWZZN2syalozRDE1NldaWEpoSitRZWZBODIzWkNXZWpOSCtlM2NnL2JUYlpXem5sZQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(fc51dd78f2d4eb994fc97e6bd1b87432).jpg)
“If cringe were an Olympic sport, I’d bring home the gold every time. I’m especially talented at the ‘making people cringe’ event.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVJkc0FkQlV3cEpxK2lSbjgyeXZFeUZkYnNzby9senAycjZONmRFaGc0Vm4wOEFtZFZ4dVVYTXdsRUQrWGpFZ2ZGaXpKWk1DQXo4QlU2Q0tRdWxnN3ZpMGptdkNidG1YdlFyb2F6dWpYcW1NY2VtNXZaMWJJejVRcmhEYU5RYzhQWG41bnN3UW45MDJBZzVKV2Rta0FRNmVrdkNZSFpLS0Y2UDRTcEs2WWVGRGdUUWh6TnovT3FReHJJWG1sZ2xoZFBwV1ZEZGhzVUszMFJkSE9iNm5aQ2RxS1FuTVBqU1dTdmhLdTlwRGo1cjVsWlRWbXBXMk1yVEFtSGhJeGU4OEVVNExWUEhyVHdKV1ZVSW9OV2FxMTgvRnJVVlRVOTBiWXFMaWZPdTAvRHVJV09WTGtkUWZtbnpkd2JwdVJNcnNnPT0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(c6d68c794fb81840a598aa663d4d48c2).jpg)
“I told my crush I wanted to take them out on a date, but my cringe levels were so high that I accidentally said ‘paintball’ instead of ‘dinner’. Needless to say, they were not impressed.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYWpvU2NDOENWVG1FQWZRTGF0WUdLSWF4NkxCR3dUSFUxZVgyQkd5RXczbTRZTHd3K3RTK1dleXhiK2dzUGc0T2hNbEk2bndhL2hoTXNiMTV3bDFBditXdmFIbDZpU1NDOG1YVG8vdDVqQ29OdnhPdW1CS1RFWGd2Wnprd25ZT2NaVFF2Y3JSTGRjR2I0YXVpczdycGYyV0kyeitWMkxuZ3RjTnFnNE1rUTlWMkEzbU1tM3Zrb3dXaml5dFl4VlNZQT09/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(73641d219db05e3368b8c8b2698c2ffa).jpg)
“Do you ever say something so cringe-worthy that it echoes in your mind for the rest of the day? Asking for a friend…”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0dna0N3TTNJVUtYbVRRa3krVTM4VUtJT2V3MmpqbzRyMTN4Tng5QlBENEJwb3R1S3Y0Rk9vVFd5ZFdJajF4ajMrSzNFays3M04xSlRnWk5VdE1IRnIxVUZiMkJiYllRd0RMdnZzZW9GRVZ5VFFkUU5lLzU5MjJVUi9FaEF5NVV0S1R0VkllZ1B6MjBCY0l3NHBqTTB3RkFJU1J5dUhlZndaRzk0dVlRVzg1eUZveUYxZEN3YWFEb0RRejlsR3JrMD0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(f08e790c34dc2ff2e820ccf1dec72284).jpg)
“I’d like to apologize in advance for any cringe-inducing moments I may cause. It’s not intentional, it’s just my superpower.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZnpKZ283dzJBTzlaQTIvSUExc2xOMU1IMWwrc0RSZUd3Vm5wWnpKK2svSldtZ0VGbjFMSG1MWU82NjVVOXFzS2xRYVlzRGhFMEZvS1Y5dTFrTWNNdUNhOXdLTm1CWm5iNkZCdE9Va1d6NmV3ejl0N3lZTTJaeVNuS0plTWY0ZEk4PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(23e8b0061ee55195f2055f49320eb2d2).jpg)
“I’ve reached a level of cringe where even my autocorrect has started suggesting therapy.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkNWNXFST2JYUXY1WDRGalRmYVhLOVkwNWt6R3VZM2FxNjBOcEY4T0Z1TG5nOWVJUTUwcXowMzVSRXZrY08xcGNNNWxkTE1icWVXNFhWc0FkR29JYWxYaUtNWjZtNXhIRk9aY09LV05lU3pzVUJYOHRNTm1MdXQxQmM3b21heGZxdEVFQ2RaRTJHSnZ2eWxQZmp6Zy90d0hNeUFVZVYxYmVmTzBtYnk0N2kvUVNjY25kMU5XRVpuZ3pnUE14VjJXQT09/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(2f0e8bd4d670031eef77cf07cf6da489).jpg)
“You know you’re a truly dedicated cringe enthusiast when you can make a dad joke so terrible that it causes physical pain.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFpGYnFvU29aM1gvbFNQby9OdnlsR21qSVJZUlNLMys2eVNYUkFHSWcrMGQwS095Q0JOMTlkUkJETVRWR0YyVmFPTERIN0tqR2Q0dkhscEtwZW8xcFI4dlZZS1RtSEFveGpWUU00R0hMZmt0Njk0aTF5dm52ZGc2SlY1bngrUDltd0d0bVlHdTFaS2VPeWNUdUlDa2d2RldtUVEwM29CTW1wTXo3bGNIWWZWdHVkYUU5aDhHOXhNbWU0T1ZGbVZlK2pmTS9tWDhleENOc3R0RmRxSUlFalFxMEVIOVlGZEs4ZlpuM1RxRnVrWg%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(5784f69ea39b35054489f835935fa852).jpg)
“If awkwardness were a currency, I’d be rich enough to buy a small island and establish an Awkward Kingdom.” RAISING INDEPENDENT DAUGHTERS QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXdyQUdFaGM1VitibGRKZm1BNEh0RThiN2Z3b1J5bnBDSVdvcUVpUFVVQldEZ1NBSko2WWxLOGg0NU5POVBGYnk3c0R1WEFJVFdKcjRweEZGTW5qZm04cTBVUzIrM2N6aXhVdk9reFk3ZDMzWGY4NGZMY1NXQWRiZThnUDRveE92Y0tDTWpHclpTN2F5anN2bm9CajZ2K1VEUXB3d0tmKzk1V1BxanZtMlhRNFZPSTZybUdGc1c4VG5QeXVSdkMvb3ZQUTRjVkFrKzBWREVBYWZ0dHdtNmtPY1NtcWkwRk9qaktzUXJmQlZSVQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(181f2982aed04e8d32b724a5df3be999).jpg)
“My cringe levels are like a rollercoaster – you never know when they’re going to hit the highest peak and make everyone regret being near me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZWVZQ1VDemw4NjNYdmlXOTk1anZIQWlvaldUSjM5WGdGQUY3MnVEMmFPRDNjWkc4ZVp6T0txWncrRjV0MmZIZ1BtNG5HUFkxVUtXeURjSWczVXkxem03UTJ5aDBhMDErakpES3dCei8rTks2SWlIeGpGTDM0K0pLSTdOYUV4aWVnZ1pxSmJDdDFZMkttL1Fld1A4eEdsNHRHbnBNMjdnNEpLZXdMWWlnSk0rZWREaFgrVnpwWHBNYlB5KzhranhMWT0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(04d3d20d011916e08e2091a8fb5012d0).jpg)
“They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried cringing? It’s like laughter, but with an added bonus of discomfort.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWHpXeUs0cXJGMU5aL0pHZC9CcDRaOFI3M2lRNnRidmJMQnFGcTk0TzBxZzZOUlJoZmh2RHhLZW1qU1VNdVpGU0dJTGNiNVlmcXI5VmRGYnNSWDEyWkN0WG9XWWdQckpUbXNoOTdjYm5KZlFmNmFab2QvODNXRkJBQngrTWhYZkF3UzFBSitRZUFHMGhkUy9IaGlhWjZaVlZHMWZ1QnN4TEZzRmk2SXlMc0xaYUFRTHNIeDgyTUFSR3QvT1BhRFBKKzZuZzUrQ2cxaWZsYVBYemJkTTVuaz0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(3d48f91d7c6f5d7aab4a8f3831a42c13).jpg)
“I accidentally walked into a sliding glass door once. It was the epitome of cringe. The door didn’t open, but my pride shattered.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYXdyQUdFaGM1VitibGRKZm1BNEh0RVl1TW9JeGlaTlNYUjRoSzhRVlRDbzlUcFpMVDluTzhOTkVoSEVrNHZ3ZG5PVTZRRmZwSUtVczFJazBmREN4TFE2NTJ1VzU0dGI5WE9mR0prT01TZ1FaUkNTaVduYVF6QXc0TzBqMDhYSGZMcmZrQWxYVEZwcDRiSHlKdEJmdkRRUWY2TlEyaENjdyt0OVltWSsvbC9ONDZMaU5DTFZPcW1XSlhTRkNHemRnM3RvYU8xVFR4VERQYzdjZ2FVVFZuRT0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(f640f17a46ad96fd67db85c4ae43207e).jpg)
“My cringe radar is so accurate that I can sense a cringeworthy moment from miles away. It’s like a superhero power, just much less cool.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEl4U1ZwT3lsT1RmZmoyMzFtcGNZVWZpeXBReUo4azViM2pzZFgxZktabFJtbGxTZ0lBcXNha2IxTDZQd3hNSXhwYjBMTnNSL2l4VElrWW9TQjBqWWdSdGMyWWU5TUVyUjBRNk8yZ29qWlMyVEpsUDM0ckhkdmhXWmpwMlE4Q0lVblk4dnU0QnY0eWlxT3NZRDdoalpiRXBtM1pSWDhLNGpiRVBvZEExK3MwL1ZIcnZnZDJrNjdJQnp2UFZlQmRDQT09/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(07eef1fdb65bcdeedd0aa422fc8b77ab).jpg)
“I always aim to take the road less cringey. Unfortunately, I usually end up taking the expressway of embarrassment.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV2hzOHJIbUY0akRoSnVvSGd4ajIzMy8waTdKb0FhSE1qQnBXSmo4QllpTHNETlRqZUYwVEQrZHFiK0VLTlNCSCtXZEM1amd2dGVINWwySUM1anZZYjN5NTFram1JeGNrUnRNTGJzSWUrVzdRbXg0V2dEVjMyYnZZSlNicU9pemdVbFFBNDF1WkFWSmsvR2hHWityNmNBc3Y5YTViVnZoSmRQejJwMEpySDhuR0x2cGRqZFp3TExhMU11MWVvQ1V3Q1U4T2RoMTFWSGR2QS9iSmFYblMzWm1HS0xSMmY5aVFVWDJqUFhLbXRlMURBeDBnL1VIL2F5Q0tEZnRKeERGREE9PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(dc631adfbcc2a16a561b4eb44a22d49d).jpg)
“If there was an award for the most cringe-worthy dance moves, you’d find me on the stage accepting it proudly. I give it my all, regardless of how ridiculous I look.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiY3pxUTBPZ3EzVUJCeW51ZzBHelJDNmZ1WDdqNUhvRFZ4WXBHYXA5TlE0bnE0cTlrbjFwUHBFTFRxd085VXpVZVFkOURVVkJDWVJ6Y09Ud0lDalJqRXc5eW0wRGZXdy9BNmIzS2JYM0I1eTN6a2taVE5PL1BodnBJd0lGODc0QnV0ZU1HZHpadmtKQi9wSkorUkY0OU5RbG5vRWd6UkJQbGN1N2JmaFVDYVZBNjdxQXFrYUFDbU03Ulk4emdyUHJ4ND0%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(efd3e515aa03a37cef48542f04dfcaac).jpg)
“They say time heals all wounds, but it doesn’t do much for cringe memories. Those stay with you forever, haunting your dreams.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6K1NkbnZCbmpkRFcxajZzSEdlSEdkekZPdFZObWpOM3hLYW9FdmtNQnNvOEdVOUhiWXR6T2M4bGZNNkxReDlNOUpKSW9ycGNEZFlQZlVXdUxIYUV3VWJ5WmJhWlhtY1dNcXAvbVFZR1c2ZWE4V0g3aHBoYjlOakFTTjN1KzM4REhtUUZjbkI5dGN4UG44WHBhY3ZpWDRWR21leDJVZ1ppMzNMVng0VEdEdDJKNWtDaEZJSys4SlJNdkx3ajZJTElSQ2s4VE1QRnp2dVNrZkJZU2NCaC9zYQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(f4803d7b39df568363b007eab28d91ae).jpg)
“My life motto: ‘If it’s not cringey, it’s not worth doing.’ I like to keep things interesting and uncomfortable, you know?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aS9Hdnl4SVNsUUxUajFKT2E5SEttSWNIMkNuY0NWTUY4TmdqU3JHd2U3YmtYWnVJUGhLbXozendmUHhMTlJUUFA3UUNFRzVaRk51ZS9WSFF6OUV0Rldid0FpcG50K3ppYWZtV1kyOVpkOFpFWjJLTnJJVFJRQlJTOWxqZWtnOHRGWWIwaWFDTkFoQWRCcFVoR2VkK2I1MHlzcThRU2dlRExENUZjczNFelZQWDNkN3phV2M5T2Q5bjVaalZXZ1c4ZlZxZVVPdXVab2MwWTIvb0N5ejJ1Mw%3D%3D/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(ec7434c1cac425acca7251638a4a34e2).jpg)
“I don’t need a therapist; I just need someone who can handle my cringeworthy stories without judgment. It’s a rare find, let me tell you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aXVUL1dEb1RueDYwODMrWEVHeDJSWmlXUisyUDh6cWljTkh3c3BTc3hqNkhoeFA5ZGFuSnJJSmNUUjd4Yk5FelNQV2tORGtJV084NWpJUEVySkFPa0xXNXVWNDZkYkR2MzVvVVBwS3hLZHJvaTVGNnE3K05TbFJPRGpMajg4NXVMM2pCVEc0R3BBNGxBaE9xRitSTml4TWFRUlExYWRtekdReDFIMmRzMXdiK1kveE1hOVVDWkt1UU5zNE42NVhLNnhpZ1lGeHpjRHRDWHZGSzc4YWczN0loclFUV3plSU9pL2lid01yZ05UNTFxVTlmRlNEeVp4cEdRV1JTRjZJVW89/FUNNY+CRINGE+QUOTES/(62aab22a1e6b2b715dfe5c43f5e87b28).jpg)
“I don’t always make cringeworthy jokes, but when I do, I make sure to immediately regret it. It’s all about living in the moment, even if that moment is filled with awkwardness.”