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“I’m sorry if my customer service skills come off as sarcastic. It’s just a natural talent.”
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“Customer service: because I can’t legally punch people in the face.”
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“Behind every great customer service representative is someone rolling their eyes.”
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“If you think customer service is tough, try being a customer.”
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“Customer service is like dating. No one wants to be ghosted.”
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“Customer service is just a socially acceptable way to live out your passive-aggressive tendencies.”
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“Customer service, where smiling and nodding are part of the job description.”
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“Customer service: where the answer to every question is ‘I don’t know, let me check.'”
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“Customer service: where pretending to care is an art form.”
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“Customer service is like playing Whac-A-Mole, but with complaints.”
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“Customer service: a constant battle between keeping your sanity and keeping the customer happy.”
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“Customer service: where you learn the true meaning of the phrase ‘kill them with kindness.'”
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“Customer service is my cardio. Dealing with difficult customers is my weight training.” FESTIVE SEASON CHRISTMAS FOOD QUOTES
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“There should be a customer service workout video: ‘How to smile through the rage of angry customers.'”
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“Customer service is the only profession where you can say ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘It’s not my fault’ in the same sentence.”
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“Customer service: where the only thing that gets your blood pumping is a rude customer.”
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“Customer service is like being a therapist for people who complain about their shopping experiences.”
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“Customer service is the art of being polite while secretly judging people.”
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“Customer service: where you have to smile while someone insults your intelligence.”
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“Customer service: reminding you that people are never as nice as they pretend to be.”
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“Customer service is about as predictable as the weather, but with more complaints.”
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“The real secret to great customer service: an unlimited supply of chocolate.”
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“Customer service: where patience goes to die.”
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“Customer service: where every day feels like ‘Groundhog Day,’ except with angry customers.”
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“Customer service: the best crash course in dealing with difficult people.”