FUNNY CUSTOMER SERVICE QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“I’m sorry if my customer service skills come off as sarcastic. It’s just a natural talent.”

“Customer service: because I can’t legally punch people in the face.”

“Behind every great customer service representative is someone rolling their eyes.”

“If you think customer service is tough, try being a customer.”

“Customer service is like dating. No one wants to be ghosted.”

“Customer service is just a socially acceptable way to live out your passive-aggressive tendencies.”

“Customer service, where smiling and nodding are part of the job description.”

“Customer service: where the answer to every question is ‘I don’t know, let me check.'”

“Customer service: where pretending to care is an art form.”

“Customer service is like playing Whac-A-Mole, but with complaints.”

“Customer service: a constant battle between keeping your sanity and keeping the customer happy.”

“Customer service: where you learn the true meaning of the phrase ‘kill them with kindness.'”

“Customer service is my cardio. Dealing with difficult customers is my weight training.” BEST SMART QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“There should be a customer service workout video: ‘How to smile through the rage of angry customers.'”

“Customer service is the only profession where you can say ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘It’s not my fault’ in the same sentence.”

“Customer service: where the only thing that gets your blood pumping is a rude customer.”

“Customer service is like being a therapist for people who complain about their shopping experiences.”

“Customer service is the art of being polite while secretly judging people.”

“Customer service: where you have to smile while someone insults your intelligence.”

“Customer service: reminding you that people are never as nice as they pretend to be.”

“Customer service is about as predictable as the weather, but with more complaints.”

“The real secret to great customer service: an unlimited supply of chocolate.”

“Customer service: where patience goes to die.”

“Customer service: where every day feels like ‘Groundhog Day,’ except with angry customers.”

“Customer service: the best crash course in dealing with difficult people.”