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“I have a great dad bod. It’s a dad bod in progress—just getting started.”
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“Dad, thanks for always being my personal Uber driver… and for never giving me a low rating.”
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“I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, ‘I’m not kidding, I’m a dad.'”
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“I told my dad he should embrace his gray hair, and he replied, ‘Why? It’s not like I’m going bald on top!'”
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“Dad, you always know how to fix things… except for my love life.”
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“My dad has a PhD in dad jokes—a Pretty Hilarious Degree.”
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“Dad, your jokes may be cheesy, but they’re always grate!”
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“I asked my dad how to capture the perfect dad selfie, and he replied, ‘You just have to be good at f-stops and dad poses!'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU3lMRS8wOHVhVUpFSFBuMmQzblk4cHRtdEZQZ3FUazR5Y01FRkg3MnBzUVJKZkw2Q2hFaWxXcDB6SGFVWGtNdmphNXFpN0V5blEzS2crbzVTNXVrR2RuMk9lamlxbzF0U0VDRzIvWndnK1A%3D/FUNNY+DAD+QUOTES+FOR+FATHERS+DAY/(54b8bd8425126125675d0b76494a8a70).jpg)
“Dad, every time you make a dad joke, an angel gets its groan.”
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“When it comes to being a dad, my dad is a pro… a procrastination professional.”
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“Dad, you may have told me the same story a hundred times, but I still laugh every time—out of politeness.”
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“Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia, but the pages are all dad jokes.”
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“I asked my dad if he’s ever won an argument with mom, and he replied, ‘Only in my dreams!'”
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“Dad, you’re the only one who can embarrass me in public and make me laugh at the same time.”
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“Dad always taught me to aim high, but my dad aim is questionable.” THE ROAD FATHER AND SON RELATIONSHIP QUOTES
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“Dad, you’re the coolest dad around… until you start dancing.”
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“I asked my dad if he’s ever been on the cover of a magazine. He replied, ‘Yes, the Dad Times!'”
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“Dad, you’re like a walking dictionary, always full of useless tea puns and definitions.”
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“My dad always says the key to a good BBQ is patience, a sense of humor, and lighter fluid.”
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“I asked my dad how he deals with stress, and he replied, ‘It runs in the family!'”
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“Dad, you’re a real grill master—most of your jokes are well done.”
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“My dad claims he’s the king of dad jokes, but I think he’s just the jester in disguise.”
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“Dad, you’re like a beacon of dad jokes in a world full of serious conversations.”
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“I told my dad he should start a dad joke business, and he replied, ‘But I already run a non-profit organization!'”
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“Dad, you’re like a living pun generator—every conversation with you is like a dad pun marathon.”
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“My dad always has a comeback for everything, except for his annoying ringtone.”
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“Dad, thanks for being my personal Siri—always there to answer my silly questions.”
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“I asked my dad if he’s ever been called a hero, and he replied, ‘Only when I fix the Wi-Fi!'”
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“Dad, you may not be a superhero, but you’re definitely my super dad—I mean funny dad!”