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“I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me!”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
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“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just committed to doing things at the last minute.”
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“Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, call it version 0.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to nonsense.”
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“The only way to do great work is to love what you do, or at least pretend to love it when the boss is around.”
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“The only thing standing between me and a million dollars is that I don’t have a million dollars.”
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“Work hard, nap harder.”
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“Teamwork is important; it helps to blame someone else.”
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“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m asleep.” NO ONE WILL DO IT FOR YOU QUOTES
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“I don’t work well under pressure. Unless it involves deadlines and someone else’s money.”
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“Success is mostly about finding the right seat in the office cafeteria.”
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“When life gives you lemons, ask for a raise.”
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“I’m an expert at multitasking, I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.”
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“My level of productivity is directly proportional to the distance of my boss from my desk.”
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“If you think problems never end, just wait until you meet deadlines.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode!”
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“I don’t always have the best ideas at work, but when I do, it’s usually lunchtime.”
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“A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.”
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“I work well under pressure… as long as nobody is watching.”
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“I’m not addicted to work; we’re just in a committed relationship.”
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“Friday is my second favorite F-word.”
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“I didn’t choose the office life; the office life chose me.”
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“The hardest part about my job is pretending to be busy when my boss walks by.”