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“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”
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“Life is like a grapefruit. It’s bitter, messy, and hard to eat without making a mess.”
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“Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.”
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“I’m not saying life is easy, but you can’t just sit there and cry about it. You have to sit there and laugh.”
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“Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m screaming in the front seat.”
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“Life is like a refrigerator – it’s cold and full of leftovers.”
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“Life is like a pencil – it’s pointless without a good eraser.”
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind you’re going to get, but it’s usually something you don’t like.”
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“Life is like a treadmill – you’re not going anywhere, but at least you’re getting some exercise.”
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“Life is like a horror movie, but instead of screaming, we just laugh.”
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“Life is like a pizza – you have to take the right slices and leave the rest behind.”
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“Life is like a puzzle, except I’m missing a few pieces and I have no idea what the picture is supposed to be.” LITTLE BOOK OF LOVE QUOTES
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“Life is like a Netflix series – some episodes are hilarious, and others make you question your existence.”
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“Life is like a traffic jam – you’re stuck in one place, surrounded by idiots.”
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“Life is a little bit like death, except you end up leaving your browser history behind.”
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“Life is like a burrito – it’s messy and falls apart, but it’s delicious nonetheless.”
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“Life is like a circus – you pay to see freaks, and then you realize you’re part of the show.”
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“Life is like a bag of onions – it makes you cry, but it’s also an essential ingredient in salsa.”
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“Life is like a bad hair day – no matter how hard you try, it still ends up a mess.”
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“Life is like a roller coaster, but without the safety bars or seat belts.”
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“Life is like a joke – some people get it, and others just stare blankly.”
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“Life is like a broken pencil – pointless and constantly needing sharpening.”
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“Life is like a horror movie – you can’t look away, no matter how much you want to.”
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“Life is like a dripping faucet – it’s annoying, and you can’t seem to fix it.”