FUNNY DARK QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.”

“Life is like a grapefruit. It’s bitter, messy, and hard to eat without making a mess.”

“Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.”

“I’m not saying life is easy, but you can’t just sit there and cry about it. You have to sit there and laugh.”

“Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m screaming in the front seat.”

“Life is like a refrigerator – it’s cold and full of leftovers.”

“Life is like a pencil – it’s pointless without a good eraser.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind you’re going to get, but it’s usually something you don’t like.”

“Life is like a treadmill – you’re not going anywhere, but at least you’re getting some exercise.”

“Life is like a horror movie, but instead of screaming, we just laugh.”

“Life is like a pizza – you have to take the right slices and leave the rest behind.”

“Life is like a puzzle, except I’m missing a few pieces and I have no idea what the picture is supposed to be.” I AM A STRONG MOTHER QUOTES

“Life is like a Netflix series – some episodes are hilarious, and others make you question your existence.”

“Life is like a traffic jam – you’re stuck in one place, surrounded by idiots.”

“Life is a little bit like death, except you end up leaving your browser history behind.”

“Life is like a burrito – it’s messy and falls apart, but it’s delicious nonetheless.”

“Life is like a circus – you pay to see freaks, and then you realize you’re part of the show.”

“Life is like a bag of onions – it makes you cry, but it’s also an essential ingredient in salsa.”

“Life is like a bad hair day – no matter how hard you try, it still ends up a mess.”

“Life is like a roller coaster, but without the safety bars or seat belts.”

“Life is like a joke – some people get it, and others just stare blankly.”

“Life is like a broken pencil – pointless and constantly needing sharpening.”

“Life is like a horror movie – you can’t look away, no matter how much you want to.”

“Life is like a dripping faucet – it’s annoying, and you can’t seem to fix it.”