FUNNY DATING BIO QUOTES

“Looking for someone to join me in my quest to find the world’s best tacos.”

“If you can’t handle my sarcasm, I’m probably better off without you.”

“Swipe right if you can handle my dad jokes.”

“Looking for someone to Netflix and laugh uncontrollably with.”

“I may not be a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”

“If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, we may not be compatible.”

“Searching for a partner in crime who will steal extra fries when I’m not looking.”

“I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure we can create a chemistry like no other.”

“Warning: I may steal your hoodie and never give it back.”

“Seeking someone who can tolerate my terrible dancing skills.”

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, I have a much chill version you’d totally dig.”

“Swipe right if you’re ready for an adventure-filled life with a side of laughter.”

“Looking for someone to join me in funny face competitions at all times.”

“I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I’ve definitely saved a few spiders in my time.”

“Searching for someone who will laugh at my terrible jokes and love me anyway.”

“I’m not a therapist, but I’ll always lend an ear and a funny anecdote.” BIBLE QUOTE ABOUT BEING LOBED

“If we’re not laughing like hyenas on our first date, I’ll be disappointed.”

“Swipe right if you love to laugh until your stomach hurts and your mascara runs.”

“Looking for someone to help me solve the mystery of disappearing socks.”

“Not afraid to make a fool of myself in public for the sake of a good laugh.”

“If you enjoy witty banter and spontaneous dance-offs, we’ll get along just fine.”

“Searching for a partner who can make me laugh so hard that I snort uncontrollably.”

“Warning: I tend to speak in movie quotes. Get ready for a lot of ‘I’ll be back’s.”

“If you don’t like dogs, this relationship is already a non-starter.”

“Looking for someone to be my go-to funny meme sharer.”

“Seeking a hilarious partner to make grocery shopping and laundry day way more fun.”

“If sarcasm were a sport, I’d definitely have a shot at making the national team.”

“Swipe right if you enjoy impromptu dance parties in the kitchen while cooking.”

“Seeking someone who appreciates random acts of silliness and spontaneous adventures.”

“Looking for a partner to binge-watch hilarious stand-up comedies with me.”