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“Looking for someone to join me in my quest to find the world’s best tacos.”
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“If you can’t handle my sarcasm, I’m probably better off without you.”
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“Swipe right if you can handle my dad jokes.”
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“Looking for someone to Netflix and laugh uncontrollably with.”
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“I may not be a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
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“If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, we may not be compatible.”
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“Searching for a partner in crime who will steal extra fries when I’m not looking.”
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“I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure we can create a chemistry like no other.”
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“Warning: I may steal your hoodie and never give it back.”
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“Seeking someone who can tolerate my terrible dancing skills.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXpVTVpLcjdncC9sV1VQbXVCKy9OVlJHTW13Vk5OU1VJRzhoQmdUWFRTL1FiRk9VMGs0NkExT01XK28rdGN6ZWU2SFlVR1I4bktiUE92NW5nbDFBVXM1bWx4QXIrR0dmYTBzNzNSc1JRMTZlQnFvMVB0ODFKSGNjY3FDU2gxRmEza0dZMXE1R0dUZk9YbDFxRlZjRUVFPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(9faceaa58250da71fac9bfc33692c8bc).jpg)
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, I have a much chill version you’d totally dig.”
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“Swipe right if you’re ready for an adventure-filled life with a side of laughter.”
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“Looking for someone to join me in funny face competitions at all times.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZlA5UFp3aWc3QWVFZHdrQUxqY2hzNm4xd2hwSjVqc0E2bi91OERmTUdyWWVWNmUyM2lnNnFJSURKNks0SU5SNnYzQkJpNyt5b2c4U1A4ZzlyakdCdkhRRWR1clBHcnlJYjZPUldrN3YwMW5pK1JaeEJWSzMwZFN4TmpWYzZjOHM4dTZJb3o5ZWQxdW9HVldpcVhOZ1Nn/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(a1d57a3916e201700b6927473304c027).jpg)
“I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I’ve definitely saved a few spiders in my time.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjh1Rnl0RU1valVXUExDV2lHeXBaUlNBZDZHSm56cm0rRXAzQnI5ajdzQ1VyblZrRlA3Y1VBbldrTG9JUG15NTgwWEpuODhybkoxVkxtL2lGbjdLa3BWQXdqL2RBQlI2dE5PUkFZWTZyb25SU1NFaituSXNwbnU1Qjh6SndHWG53PT0%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(629aa87732242cfb70cb0919212f782f).jpg)
“Searching for someone who will laugh at my terrible jokes and love me anyway.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZmxGU3RGQXZqUlFNaGNsQ0VZOS9RaGcySnpBOTZGOU13U1VHMTVMYzZCYXptRVh2eGFteTRDUmw0c3VGNkZvbWJSYlFYK2ZFUVBsU1VDRmRpVzhpOGExbXBZeGxPYk1VZm10d1E5S0xTR3dGSnJxcG8xWElPZ2FpNXhKdW44Y2JRMEd5QlRwM0dNampCM2dEQW8waklh/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(07f5d966f7c552ffc4b468d5a7c5131a).jpg)
“I’m not a therapist, but I’ll always lend an ear and a funny anecdote.” BIBLE QUOTE ABOUT BEING LOBED
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“If we’re not laughing like hyenas on our first date, I’ll be disappointed.”
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“Swipe right if you love to laugh until your stomach hurts and your mascara runs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEJUOGRXU3dVMXpHazQyWXVZS1J6OHMwTDdMc3hZb3RNcGNxZWdWb2x0amZhM2VYMmhCRUV4MEp1Yis0dWlvbm9mSWlMVkQvbUJWVUlzeFRDNGlRSUljcHVJaFhGaGI3Y1VIbDIweTBDNER1RFlmcml3MG1YUGZYdFpaampreldRPT0%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(27e775c344c08b00479e0288a6254d06).jpg)
“Looking for someone to help me solve the mystery of disappearing socks.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZGtmYWw1V1VjTHp6Qlp2UVVwM2JBT29PRkZDN3NST0l6a3IzZldoWTg0Y1F6bEhrbEIwRTdPWlF1MTlJbHo4R3pxcHcrNklESlFYVHc3R2VUQzhKNDV4VTdZcGp5NTJhb2F6NW56VlNXaTczdkk2bUdJaGF6bThxcm4vbFU5MmxBPT0%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(8f31327c13f2a39161c8e3df3b54c45a).jpg)
“Not afraid to make a fool of myself in public for the sake of a good laugh.”
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“If you enjoy witty banter and spontaneous dance-offs, we’ll get along just fine.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjh1Rnl0RU1valVXUExDV2lHeXBaVFBSUStGR3FRczNXMDE4Y1dFMUpDUHRtOXZKTjNNZXJtdHdNNUM2d3o1UjllVkkzZG5ST2pWTWs2c3pnQjZESUxyWm8vdEh2eGhQNFJHK3A1Y1psUWgvMHJneHFyZjg0TGFTU2dyNHROZFM5bHI2VU56MHN4YXN5UXFLaTNUZFMwPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(aeb3dc3775eb50fec88780bec0b6f567).jpg)
“Searching for a partner who can make me laugh so hard that I snort uncontrollably.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVENqcGV2WlZEM0JGb0w0dVFiNGZ3OFFEelZ0dVM0N1lkNURLblI5NndnUXBkQmtDc0lxSEVEV1RPZi9BTVVMQlRoL3IrVXRUN0s3L2tTK1FIRmtnMVFEK2plTXZYcWxuNkNUV2orYjZDTXk2STc5Z0ZkRU51eWwzVjVicTZWbTZOSmdpZnlyNzRZOFA4cDhtQzNmMkRoYXhkMTJjNlh0aWo5K2RsNlRFNC9D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(b13c9ad146119d1882c69bdd7f75fcfb).jpg)
“Warning: I tend to speak in movie quotes. Get ready for a lot of ‘I’ll be back’s.”
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“If you don’t like dogs, this relationship is already a non-starter.”
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“Looking for someone to be my go-to funny meme sharer.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlFzcU42MzlGSXdMTE1ScFBZT0hHNUF2QlNXL1lTSkIrcC9Kd1lqdHFHSXNrOHpxdVVkZG5Ockg1MjVVMHdCTFJWVC84TWNiaVBuanhxa0hhVGQrcEl3dU5LL044NGNnTU44NkRsSmY0U00vWG9jZnFveFhHcXNkcTVyY3ZDUXpmV2J3OFdYZGxPMFc5enB1TTBkeEhzPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(885b8104ca0d7a9a4ae93e131e0b9773).jpg)
“Seeking a hilarious partner to make grocery shopping and laundry day way more fun.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlhsSUo2ZFdydE1scmVBajMrRjNJQnA3RERabWhWQU10VmNqSW92M0JiYThNN3Y2dUh4ZVpmWEozaVZ4SHE0Q1ZudElhSStHOFpnQ29aMmN1ZCtjKzU4MVRqUEFCMm9yOEllUXV1V21ZQzNITHBCVmQ3c2FBTVFkYzBxNk1NZ0VaK01TeXhOQTU1blA3eXRqWExxWHJNPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(38eda9991dcf0b55680df3c849d2d067).jpg)
“If sarcasm were a sport, I’d definitely have a shot at making the national team.”
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“Swipe right if you enjoy impromptu dance parties in the kitchen while cooking.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlFzcU42MzlGSXdMTE1ScFBZT0hHNnlNS1lnSWRraGRrR3o2OTBOcEdXL2lGUlFyQjhNa1doaEt2S0JjTTFCbEhHaWxScFZnVlIxSmJFZGJ6WjdOVnNGMEdCWTlNYXVuc29ReFYyT3ZadWdMVkhPTWVZZnRCcWxBdmtoQnZhTlJOK2hlcXllYkM4Mjl5NG5RMWdPN3BrPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(66d9f188ef97c203f20c49890b454389).jpg)
“Seeking someone who appreciates random acts of silliness and spontaneous adventures.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEJUOGRXU3dVMXpHazQyWXVZS1J6L2lZeXBpSVpneXliNHZpSWRTYXk2Vlcvb2N4M3BUR2w3L1RNSXpPU01hdkJjUjl2N2RnUktFcGtsTlJQaWtjWnlUOFpIalFCVU9vNVJta3R6RDhQSTFGdmd2ZjhnZVJDWjRUZFRieFNXKzNRPT0%3D/FUNNY+DATING+BIO+QUOTES/(e945d20708202b24445864dd596b907f).jpg)
“Looking for a partner to binge-watch hilarious stand-up comedies with me.”