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“Friends are like condoms, they protect you from making bad decisions.”
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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.”
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“Friends come and go, but true friends leave footprints on your heart…and dirty handprints on your walls.”
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“Friends don’t let friends drunk-text their exes.”
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“True friendship is when you can fart in front of each other and not even care.”
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“A good friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always there when you need them.”
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“Best friends are like stars, always there to guide you… and also to make fun of you when you trip.”
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
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“Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits…unless it’s a perfect costume party.”
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“True friends don’t judge each other for the questionable decisions they make at 3 a.m.”
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“Friends are like bras: they give you support, but should never be used as a fashion statement.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do shots alone…unless it’s their birthday.”
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“You know you have a true friend when they help you hide the evidence.”
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“A true friend is someone who is always there with bail money and an alibi.” YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT QUOTES
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“Good friends are like unicorns – hard to find, but totally worth the pursuit.”
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“A true friend will help you move…a really good friend will help you move a dead body.”
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“Friends will help you clean your house. Best friends will help you clean your browser history.”
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“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find and lucky to have as a partner in crime.”
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“Friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there to light up your life.”
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“A true friend is someone who knows all your dirty secrets but loves you anyway.”
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“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and never judges you for the crazy things you’ve done in the present.”
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“Friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
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“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'”
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants, it’s warm, comforting, and happens more often the older you get.”
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“Cheers to the friends who know how strange we are and still choose to be seen in public with us.”
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“Friends don’t let friends skip happy hour.”
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“Friendship is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”