FUNNY DIRTY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you from making bad decisions.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.”

“Friends come and go, but true friends leave footprints on your heart…and dirty handprints on your walls.”

“Friends don’t let friends drunk-text their exes.”

“True friendship is when you can fart in front of each other and not even care.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“A good friend is like a bra: supportive, comfortable, and always there when you need them.”

“Best friends are like stars, always there to guide you… and also to make fun of you when you trip.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”

“Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits…unless it’s a perfect costume party.”

“True friends don’t judge each other for the questionable decisions they make at 3 a.m.”

“Friends are like bras: they give you support, but should never be used as a fashion statement.”

“Friends don’t let friends do shots alone…unless it’s their birthday.”

“You know you have a true friend when they help you hide the evidence.”

“A true friend is someone who is always there with bail money and an alibi.” YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT QUOTES

“Good friends are like unicorns – hard to find, but totally worth the pursuit.”

“A true friend will help you move…a really good friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Friends will help you clean your house. Best friends will help you clean your browser history.”

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover – hard to find and lucky to have as a partner in crime.”

“Friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there to light up your life.”

“A true friend is someone who knows all your dirty secrets but loves you anyway.”

“A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and never judges you for the crazy things you’ve done in the present.”

“Friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants, it’s warm, comforting, and happens more often the older you get.”

“Cheers to the friends who know how strange we are and still choose to be seen in public with us.”

“Friends don’t let friends skip happy hour.”

“Friendship is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”