![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU1Nud2FxYnkvQ3FwaXNER05UcTN0eGRVR29CcCtrd1VRYkUyRG8xQ29Oa0pYSFpRMkhjWUdRc0VQOEdueTg0L3Z3SzhnWmtxQXZRY2MwU21yVGV0cXNQeGRIbmFoOVJjSkJVTit6cGV2OFRqVkJjY3lhSXVRYnFaNDJnL2FTNnpnPT0%3D/FUNNY+DIVORCE+PARTY+QUOTES/(2954ab5f985e236bd43a8c23e51cdc46).jpg)
“Today, freedom rings loud and clear… divorce party, let’s cheer!”
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“Marriage is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.”
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“Here’s to finding happiness, even if it comes with a side of alimony!”
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“Breaking up is hard to do, but celebrating is easy at a divorce party!”
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“Cheers to new beginnings, and toasting the end of that fateful ‘I do.'”
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“Love may be blind, but divorce is like getting Lasik surgery.”
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“Divorce – because sometimes ‘happily ever after’ is just a fairy tale!”
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“Let’s raise a glass to my ex, may he/she forever serve as a cautionary tale.”
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“In the game of marriage, I guess I just won the ‘get out of jail free’ card.”
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“It’s time to say goodbye to my ex and hello to my next adventure!”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll be wishing for a club and a spade!”
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“Divorce – the shattered dreams, the broken promises, and the sudden increase in wine consumption.”
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“Once upon a time, love was blind. Now, it’s more like 20/20 with hindsight!”
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“At this divorce party, there’s no cake, but plenty of champagne to celebrate our newfound freedom!” BEST QUOTES OF MOTIVATION
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“Remember, a diamond may be forever… but sometimes, so is alimony!”
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“Divorce is just a fancy word for ‘Freedom Party.'”
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“Two important life lessons: Never settle, and always hire a good divorce lawyer!”
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“Love may have brought us together, but divorce is setting us free!”
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“Happily never after… but now, we can find happiness on our own terms!”
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“Divorce party rule: Cheers to the end, and to finding ourselves again!”
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“Marriage should come with a warning label: Warning – May cause loss of sanity and sleep!”
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“Cheers to the ‘big D’ – Divorce done right!”
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“When life gives you lemons, throw a divorce party and make margaritas!”
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“Love is like a rollercoaster, and my divorce party is the exhilarating drop!”
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“Toast to my ex, for teaching me exactly what I don’t want in a partner!”
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“Divorce is proof that love sometimes needs new batteries.”
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“Turn your divorce into a sparkly new beginning. Welcome to my ‘Fresh Start Party’!”