FUNNY DOCTOR QUOTES SAYINGS

“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

“Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case he needed to draw blood.”

“I told my doctor I’m allergic to peanuts. He told me to stop eating coins.”

“I asked my doctor if I’ll live a long life. He said only if I don’t get hit by a bus.”

“I went to the doctor because I was having trouble sleeping. He gave me a prescription for tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.”

“I asked my doctor if he had anything to cure my bad memory. He said that would be a great business opportunity.”

“My doctor told me to start exercising. I told him I already do, I walk to the fridge every day.”

“My doctor told me I need to stop drinking so much coffee. I asked him if he had any medical evidence to back up such a ridiculous claim.”

“I asked my doctor if he knew anything about aging. He said, ‘No, I specialize in miracles.'”

“Why did the doctor take up a career in comedy? To cure people with laughter!”

“I asked my doctor for some advice on how to lose weight. He told me to eat smaller patients.”

“I told my doctor I can’t afford to pay him. He told me not to worry, he’ll send the bill to my insurance company’s mailbox.”

“Why did the doctor always bring a ladder to work? He wanted to reach new heights in medicine.”

“I told my doctor I have a fear of hospitals. He told me I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”

“Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to inject some flavor into his patients’ lives.” QUOTES ON SOMEONE CHEATING ON YOU

“I told my doctor I fainted. He told me to lie down on the couch and tell him everything.”

“Why did the doctor join a band? He wanted to practice some sick beats on his patients.”

“I told my doctor I broke my nose. He told me to stop getting into arguments with my refrigerator.”

“Why did the doctor go to the circus? He wanted to learn how to juggle the lives of his patients.”

“I asked my doctor if he had a cure for my laziness. He told me to come back tomorrow.”

“Why did the doctor become a gardener? He wanted to treat his patients with a healthy dose of nature.”

“I told my doctor I have a fear of needles. He said not to worry, today’s check-up is just a little prick.”

“Why did the doctor become an astronaut? He wanted to explore a new dimension in healthcare.”

“I told my doctor I have trouble making decisions. He said to just flip a coin, it’s a 50/50 chance.”

“Why did the doctor start a petting zoo? He wanted to give his patients a taste of animal therapy.”

“I told my doctor I have a sore throat. He told me the best medicine is to stop listening to Justin Bieber.”

“Why did the doctor become a football coach? He wanted to tackle health issues head-on.”

“I asked my doctor if he had a cure for my forgetfulness. He said he couldn’t remember.”

“Why did the doctor become an artist? He wanted to paint a brighter future for his patients.”