FUNNY DOG QUOTES SAYINGS

“Did you hear about the dog who gave birth to puppies on the side of the road? She was cited for littering!”

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $00 a can. That’s almost $2 00 in dog money.” – Joe Weinstein

“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” – Unknown

“Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!” – Unknown

“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Bill Murray

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” – Unknown

“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”- Elayne Boosler

“Why was the dog sitting in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!” – Unknown

“Why don’t dogs make good phone operators? They can’t stop playing with the receiver!” – Unknown

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Gene Hill

“Dogs have masters, cats have staff.” – Unknown ARABIC SAD LOVE QUOTES

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter

“Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!” – Unknown

“I named my dog ‘Five Miles’ so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day.” – Unknown

“In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown

“I like big mutts and I cannot lie.” – Unknown

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them.” – Phil Pastoret

“My dog is not spoiled, I’m just well trained!” – Unknown

“My dog is not just a pet; he’s a member of the family. Specifically, he’s my crazy uncle who eats my socks!” – Unknown

“Life is short. Buy the dog.” – Unknown

“I wish my dog would stop chasing his tail. It’s driving me nuts. I can’t go anywhere near the plug socket!” – Unknown

“Cats have nine lives, but dogs don’t have any. That’s why they’re so loyal, they only have one shot at life!” – Unknown

“I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.'” – Unknown (not dog-specific, but still funny!)