![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUm0vcXRtS2lLazdIUXYrODI5YWdCcmhhTUh4dlArTlk5TG55czBhOVJacFpBYjcvNGVqWS9pOU04SGJ5eTc3M3hBZHV5NkNKRFFhaGxienhBZTZJV1A%3D/FUNNY+DONT+CARE+QUOTES/(c24869df37a920258777437dd8538843).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.”
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“I don’t care what people think of me, as long as they think I’m awesome.”
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“I’m not high maintenance, I just have high standards.”
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“I may be grumpy, but I have a great comeback for everything.”
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“I don’t care what anyone says, I’m fabulous.”
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“I may have faked a smile, but deep down, I don’t care.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.”
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“I don’t care about your opinion unless it’s about me.”
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“I don’t care what the weather is like, as long as I have WiFi.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.”
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“I may be bad at math, but I can count on myself not to care.”
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“I don’t care about material things, unless I can buy them online.” LDS QUOTES ON PRAYER
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“I don’t care if I fail, as long as I fail in style.”
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“I don’t care if I’m tall, as long as my personality fits in the room.”
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“I don’t care if you talk about me behind my back, because good try, but I have ears everywhere.”
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“I don’t care if the glass is half empty or half full, I’ll drink it anyway.”
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“I don’t care what your IQ is, as long as you know I’m the smartest person in the room.”
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“I don’t care about age, as long as I don’t have to act my shoe size.”
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“I don’t care about fitting in, I was born to stand out.”
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“I don’t care if Monday is blue, Tuesday is gray, and Wednesday too, as long as I have the weekend to not care at all.”
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“I don’t care about being politically correct, I care about being funny.”
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“I don’t care about being normal, I’d rather be hilariously extraordinary.”
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“I don’t care what my doctor says, laughter is the best medicine.”
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“I don’t care about winning or losing, as long as I get a participation trophy for not caring.”