“I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.”

“I don’t care what people think of me, as long as they think I’m awesome.”

“I’m not high maintenance, I just have high standards.”

“I may be grumpy, but I have a great comeback for everything.”

“I don’t care what anyone says, I’m fabulous.”

“I may have faked a smile, but deep down, I don’t care.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

“I don’t need anger management, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.”

“I don’t care about your opinion unless it’s about me.”

“I don’t care what the weather is like, as long as I have WiFi.”

“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.”

“I may be bad at math, but I can count on myself not to care.”

“I don’t care about material things, unless I can buy them online.” SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER QUOTES

“I don’t care if I fail, as long as I fail in style.”

“I don’t care if I’m tall, as long as my personality fits in the room.”

“I don’t care if you talk about me behind my back, because good try, but I have ears everywhere.”

“I don’t care if the glass is half empty or half full, I’ll drink it anyway.”

“I don’t care what your IQ is, as long as you know I’m the smartest person in the room.”

“I don’t care about age, as long as I don’t have to act my shoe size.”

“I don’t care about fitting in, I was born to stand out.”

“I don’t care if Monday is blue, Tuesday is gray, and Wednesday too, as long as I have the weekend to not care at all.”

“I don’t care about being politically correct, I care about being funny.”

“I don’t care about being normal, I’d rather be hilariously extraordinary.”

“I don’t care what my doctor says, laughter is the best medicine.”

“I don’t care about winning or losing, as long as I get a participation trophy for not caring.”