![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYmNOWncySlpraW9uQmtsU1Njb3gzQzd4NDNrd2M3eGVYN1NadE5JeWxXTk02RFBDL01VOWJkcVBhNmlpVzYvU1JjOUZheklRcFl4c3o3R1lRK2FZSHhPeXZsZ0wvb2h0QmVJcEMxTS9ONkY%3D/FUNNY+DRINKING+CHEERS+QUOTES/(d3ca5962bc3b14c49e3d463955898349).jpg)
“May we get what we want, but never what we deserve!”
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“Here’s to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one!”
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“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
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“May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you drink from the well of prosperity!”
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“Here’s to a night we won’t remember with friends we’ll never forget!”
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“Here’s to a great night out, and a horrible morning after!”
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“May our liver be as strong as our friendship!”
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“To our wives and girlfriends: may they never meet!”
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“Here’s to the nights that turn into mornings, and the friends that turn into family.”
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“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you!”
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“Here’s to the nights we won’t remember and the friends we won’t forget!”
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“May your glass be full of spirits and your heart full of joy!”
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“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve!” QUOTE GOLF IS A GOOD WALK SPOILED
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“Here’s to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!”
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“To the nights that turn into mornings, and the friends that turn into family!”
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“May our children have rich parents and beautiful orphans!”
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“May we always be happy, and may our enemies know it!”
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“Here’s to the nights we won’t remember, with the friends we’ll never forget!”
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“May your glass always be half full, and may you always have a wingman!”
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“May our livers be as strong as our desire to keep the party going!”
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“May your life be as long as your expenses!”
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“To a wild night out and an even wilder morning after!”
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“May all your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions!”
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“Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends who turned into family!”
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“May your glass be full, and your spirits never empty!”