FUNNY DRINKING CHEERS QUOTES

“May we get what we want, but never what we deserve!”

“Here’s to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one!”

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

“May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you drink from the well of prosperity!”

“Here’s to a night we won’t remember with friends we’ll never forget!”

“Here’s to a great night out, and a horrible morning after!”

“May our liver be as strong as our friendship!”

“To our wives and girlfriends: may they never meet!”

“Here’s to the nights that turn into mornings, and the friends that turn into family.”

“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you!”

“Here’s to the nights we won’t remember and the friends we won’t forget!”

“May your glass be full of spirits and your heart full of joy!”

“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve!” QUOTES ABOUT BEING ALIVE AND THANKFUL

“Here’s to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!”

“To the nights that turn into mornings, and the friends that turn into family!”

“May our children have rich parents and beautiful orphans!”

“May we always be happy, and may our enemies know it!”

“Here’s to the nights we won’t remember, with the friends we’ll never forget!”

“May your glass always be half full, and may you always have a wingman!”

“May our livers be as strong as our desire to keep the party going!”

“May your life be as long as your expenses!”

“To a wild night out and an even wilder morning after!”

“May all your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions!”

“Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends who turned into family!”

“May your glass be full, and your spirits never empty!”