FUNNY DRUNK BEST FRIEND QUOTES

“God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.” – Ed McMahon

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.” – Unknown

“I love you almost as much as I love beer… and drunk me really loves beer.” – Unknown

“I love when my best friend and I get drunk together. It’s like an automatic life decision I never have to question.” – Unknown

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.” – Unknown

“My best friend is like a magical unicorn. But instead of granting wishes, she grants blurry memories and questionable decisions.” – Unknown

“Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown

“The best mirror is an old friend with a bottle of wine.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have, especially when they’re drunk.” – Unknown

“My best friend doesn’t judge me when I’m drunk, she just records the evidence.” – Unknown FEELING LONELY QUOTES ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

“Friends don’t let friends drink alone, because then they can’t witness the hilarious antics that ensue.” – Unknown

“I don’t go crazy. I am crazy, I just go normal from time to time.” – Unknown

“Alcohol may not solve all your problems, but neither does milk.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, find someone with vodka and have a party.” – Unknown

“It’s not drinking alone if your best friend is there with you.” – Unknown

“In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” – Unknown

“Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re there, especially when they text you drunk.” – Unknown

“My liver and I have an arrangement. We ignore each other and go about our business.” – Unknown

“The best friends are like snowflakes. Beautiful, unique, and always make your world a little hazy.” – Unknown