FUNNY EMAIL SIGNATURE QUOTES

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“I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient!”

“I don’t make mistakes, I create opportunities for learning.”

“I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not an afternoon person either.”

“I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I’m not antisocial. I’m just not user-friendly.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

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“I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravity-challenged.”

“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot… of deadlines.”

“I don’t snore. I dream of being a motorcycle.”

“I’m not a control freak, just a control enthusiast.”

“I don’t need an alarm clock, my ideas wake me up.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just gifted with a well-developed sense of wit.”

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I can give you a placebo if it makes you feel better.”

“I’m not always funny. Sometimes, people just laugh at my life choices.”

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