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“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – Mae West
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“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce!” – Groucho Marx
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“Engagement: a time when everyone congratulates you and asks when the wedding is, just to make sure they’re not mistakenly planning a vacation that weekend.” – Unknown
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“An engagement ring is like a charm bracelet, filled with memories and a crazy mortgage.” – Sarah Jessica Parker
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“Being engaged is like being in limbo. You’re not married yet, but you can’t really do anything else either.” – Unknown
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“Engagement is the time when you have a right to be absolutely irrational and obsessed with every little detail of the wedding.” – Unknown
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“Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
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“Engagements are like paradises, filled with excitement, joy, and the sudden realization that you’re going to spend the rest of your life with someone.” – Unknown
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“An engagement is like a teaser trailer for the movie of your life together.” – Unknown
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“Engagement rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.” – Unknown
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“Engagement is a time when you go from two to one… bank account.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“Engagement is just practice for the actual marriage – you get to test your partner’s patience and make sure they can handle your weirdness.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers
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“Engagement is the time when you realize that dating was the easy part.” – Unknown IT ONLY TAKES ONE PERSON TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE QUOTE
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“Marriage: when dating goes from “Do you want to hang out sometime?” to “Why are you folding the towels like that?”” – Unknown
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“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” – Helen Rowland
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“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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“An engagement ring is a down payment for a lifetime of laundry.” – Unknown
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“Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a lifetime of asking, ‘Where did you put my…?'” – Unknown
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“Being engaged is the perfect excuse to eat cake every day until the wedding.” – Unknown
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“An engagement is not only the exchange of rings; it’s the exchange of self-control, patience, and the ability to refrain from killing each other.” – Unknown
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“Marriage: the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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“Engagement is the time when you realize that merging your stuff is much harder than merging your hearts.” – Unknown
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
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“An engagement ring is the world’s smallest handcuff, designed to turn a man into a slave.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you just want a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Engagement is like being pen pals with someone in jail – you wait and hope that everything will change once they’re out.” – Unknown