“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” – Mae West

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce!” – Groucho Marx

“Engagement: a time when everyone congratulates you and asks when the wedding is, just to make sure they’re not mistakenly planning a vacation that weekend.” – Unknown

“An engagement ring is like a charm bracelet, filled with memories and a crazy mortgage.” – Sarah Jessica Parker

“Being engaged is like being in limbo. You’re not married yet, but you can’t really do anything else either.” – Unknown

“Engagement is the time when you have a right to be absolutely irrational and obsessed with every little detail of the wedding.” – Unknown

“Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason

“Engagements are like paradises, filled with excitement, joy, and the sudden realization that you’re going to spend the rest of your life with someone.” – Unknown

“An engagement is like a teaser trailer for the movie of your life together.” – Unknown

“Engagement rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.” – Unknown

“Engagement is a time when you go from two to one… bank account.” – Unknown

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Engagement is just practice for the actual marriage – you get to test your partner’s patience and make sure they can handle your weirdness.” – Unknown

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

“Engagement is the time when you realize that dating was the easy part.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT STRUGGLES IN LIFE MAKE US STRONGER

“Marriage: when dating goes from “Do you want to hang out sometime?” to “Why are you folding the towels like that?”” – Unknown

“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” – Helen Rowland

“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“An engagement ring is a down payment for a lifetime of laundry.” – Unknown

“Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a lifetime of asking, ‘Where did you put my…?'” – Unknown

“Being engaged is the perfect excuse to eat cake every day until the wedding.” – Unknown

“An engagement is not only the exchange of rings; it’s the exchange of self-control, patience, and the ability to refrain from killing each other.” – Unknown

“Marriage: the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“Engagement is the time when you realize that merging your stuff is much harder than merging your hearts.” – Unknown

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“An engagement ring is the world’s smallest handcuff, designed to turn a man into a slave.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you just want a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Engagement is like being pen pals with someone in jail – you wait and hope that everything will change once they’re out.” – Unknown