FUNNY ENGINEER QUOTES SAYINGS

“I’m an engineer. To save time, let’s just assume I’m never wrong.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 0.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”

“Engineers don’t just fix problems, they solve mysteries.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”

“I’m an engineer, I solve problems you can’t understand in ways you can’t comprehend.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am at engineering.”

“I’m an engineer, I don’t have a life, I have a project.”

“If you can’t explain it simply, you’re probably an engineer.”

“I love my job, it’s the work I hate.”

“Who needs social skills when you have calculators?”

“I’m an engineer, which means I solve problems you didn’t know you had, in ways you can’t understand.” BEAUTY COSTS QUOTES

“I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.”

“I’m an engineer, but I can’t fix stupidity.”

“I speak fluent sarcasm, while my code speaks multiple programming languages.”

“If it ain’t broke, take it apart and fix it anyway.”

“I’m an engineer, I turn coffee into code.”

“I’m an engineer, I’m great at building things, like my collection of unopened emails.”

“I don’t snore, I dream of engineering projects.”

“I’m an engineer, I don’t make mistakes, I find new ways to do things wrong.”

“I don’t always agree with my boss, but when I do, it’s to keep my job.”

“I’m an engineer, I calculate your future and it doesn’t look good.”