![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUlZTV3EyL21rOXRFZ1JWVUErK2dwVVFPeWp3NkJ0dGY2OHMxQzBKZHFRVG5lc0IyKzJxQXgyQzVIM3RvWGJwMnBCdHFWWnVGSmpVVjdKV09YUzNuVCs%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(fbf7130970517e9c17d157aad6dd0722).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“I may be a genius, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0xvOHdDU1p0eGpkWjdkQ0d2dkZSMExLZUM4WFBqdjhWRE9aVVFEaUxZazNyYktRMVZJYnlPVVRCT0J3aTk2YnM9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(a2e2c6b3b04b400e1dd5dfc58c1d537e).jpg)
“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z3dubVFSa3pQYWtqV2h5RFh6WlpGZjNzdnVIU0VCcytENmpVd1VWMGVCTU51VkY4b1JyNkdwVnZ0YTNyTjdKYStQdVNZZElac1FDR3o2SlhTRHdxVTk2OUhmT0FkQ0dEd2I2Z3N5bVg4WjFnaDdnUDdvZjlkK3IxdXVqaStFNmFnPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(80d451213f47e4231d7324f33848d5d6).jpg)
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just in a constant battle with gravity.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY2VYbXpWM0ViN3ZRY3BBNmFLOTdNaCtjaGU1aXk5aXMxSERya3Y4Z29qYlczQnZZak9ML3JkRmFnUTFDTU5qYlcrbmNNZHJmZ2t6dnFwcW9ZRktEeXo%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(e1a0caee64d0c61a373c56cb0e81eaee).jpg)
“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesomeness.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdEtOd2pCNGttaDlZVUZyR3ZmdFBBeE1jNHpjWFhEckhmWkVib25LcEpRK0V6eHNFcGowMlUxWExBbm83aUs2VGkrckgycUN4bG90alFyVjg4djUyNFo%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(c5c329ec71bd7d0d0fdda6dedf889450).jpg)
“I may not have a six-pack, but I have a fun-sized personality.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRWbmNJamdWWk5kdE1wNTlpMjRWU0R2Ni94cW9tSmphTCtsYTJjWGl5UlRSQlBsaDB3QWRWWmsvZFc2cUtYYTgrVVphQWcyTGlNbWlEQlU4QXBKV1k9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(cab6be7df82b90808af9df5d8ebe551a).jpg)
“Life is short, eat the dessert first.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aUtHVlpWY0tYVHRxa3VOZGdBYmFmNmF1eUFxREhzT21GQnpNRHZYRnhwVjdOUUdvU3B3U0IrQ0dOK0lMVUp6R0pUeFRYaDlVT1lCRDFmY09vN25DWHU%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(d3881865a47536787c591ed246159873).jpg)
“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdXlyejZuOTZuR0hsSHdvZHFwUWdUaTNrZ2xleEh6eXRBZW1PeXBwV1VuQzAvVWFSeU1jOXVvbHVCS2ZqdVdpQ09oeUw2V21JWDBSRTE3OUFOOFRuWnc%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(786df28b6655a6dc4794fe86e83d6083).jpg)
“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0UrUkN6dFJKTStzKyszbG1LWUV2elVnZmR3L28rRGlJT3JXRkR6S3JVMGF1a3RwRWVrcG95aStZUmxLbUxIdHM9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(0ac8b6c07afca938525a7482e0873c70).jpg)
“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWlJPRENRYmIxL3VFTGM2U09sdjZkNUZnQnNUZkJmRThWdU1LQ29XWUVMSENiV2VENG14TUUvVys5U0pxRGJkaldOT0J2Sm5wRjZLSnFvU0ZCRys2WFJNYSs4S3NqSCtZY2pidzhjNGVuQVNKWTg2bUVlWkVEMWZkNVE3WTNpWTJBPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(bc49896a6caa2361a3e8cedb85981fb5).jpg)
“I won’t say I’m a morning person, but I am a coffee person.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWVWQzRFUkhxYU1VK3JTczlYd0l1RW5wZVBtSFpFTDlwNUNrZllkSzZMNTdwR250S0lSWjRjM3FlMVNhTlNWcmg1M3l4dG05QWFGUy85VFp4WnlKRDN5N2xjSXdYQk9qZnNBQ0NHNXZGUFNnPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(ea32525c4e91997c8c7abcb7b231a631).jpg)
“I’m not an expert, but I’m pretty good at pretending.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” FAMOUS QUOTES FROM CHARLES DARWIN
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aWdpVklDL0pabmQxU0F2K1pNQzk1NVdwSHZTa1dZdDI1eVdKQjFUK2pQUWJyMkVsdHJOOTM3aUZVZXFPTHVOKzg9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(6a10501fb83edf1da1690530cebe4df5).jpg)
“I don’t get older, I level up.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY052QVBTZlFMZzVhMXFDZWdxSFRBZlVEL0JqT1JxU0t5ZDdwRXdrTWd5eTVrS3pUZTQyMkk0NXMxUVRsUGYxbXFMV1QxQUtldkVIaUtCWHdGa0xxUWFuMlduaE1DcFlSOVc3cXpkNTZhVEVRPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(47ab4dd592f2f0259c0d65784be98d32).jpg)
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for important moments.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZEowVUd3YjFwNUJaWlRCbEpjS09ZSytoZWtXbkRMQjlEZW1rZUd5VTRGeGgvdHJGVUtaMVBPeU9oL2JkMUUwM1JLMHU3ODA0Vk1mVTlMVDlaaU9iT1M%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(05ee96a1becfed4632a1fbba86b9181f).jpg)
“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in smartass.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdW8yVk5neFF6NEgzeVFEdElnYXdDckFzRDhXYUswWjZIeWJIdUZZeEwzSjJEL2tMWXlISk9ydllGYzBmbnVEdVhsMWNFRnVDQk5jMWQ2VVMvYlR1czA%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(186f5c9a664e2001e5172512cb094606).jpg)
“I may not be a supermodel, but at least I’m super funny.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aHlZbFdodUtuakpvY29mZlZNbGJJODNlMUZaeEl1Q0ZQdVZIUzZxQ1NoNERsYXhpdCtQQ1pxN2VuUENJb3pJR0tjcmNnaFJQZTd6Njl0NUkvQzlZa1o3bUZxWVhSRHU2aUEwL0RKM1owalpBPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(bfdb127da3be3f9d01ab5a53651743a9).jpg)
“I don’t need superheroes, I’m a superhero in disguise.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdmNTK3g0UFdGNlM2ZWplK1c0R0hnTDA5SVVJQ2NoL2h0aXZrMTh1dEttZkZiSEhndDQzSWN5SWxVWmpXemlEbTJTb0xydzJ2ZTNPQmNrelc3bHkvR01DWWtnRnQ0K3VxR3NlSmg4bW1Yb0t3PT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(b16765c3c1ed6e72b1a58cc6728e167e).jpg)
“I may not be funny, but I’m definitely hilarious in my head.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z1JDaW11WUZEQzdxRy9jbXJaS2FtRmlTOVJueW5GQ2VjNDUzMUltektZOFNjbkEwQ1dsRlVaZzNlQjJLS3FYZzArV2pWMlh2NThxN1NFTnpSampsMStBcC9lM2lLQ1JvbW1SVWR1RWJGL3FGZnhiaklCemRMUmZBZm80cEI4NDk0PQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(e8d24e78c2d6fa914d2e64cdd4cabc1c).jpg)
“I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can’t handle.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUZicng1S2VhOWh5QkpBR0pWcGVLUXhCTi9reFlwbnhNbWJITVFIaHhyU3pGWFQ5MjNsK2QxWldnV2d5UHdZakU9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(294c645356da156c5057028a90bfc07a).jpg)
“I’m not a player, I’m a gamer.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z011cmRZNmVQbkVZQTk3ZHF4TVFyY21hbjNyaTlIdS9NQk5JVVZCcmlGSU4yMmtsc09ybXV0V0JaNDZvVy9aQmJVOVIwQ0dlUGh5eHlMU0tveCtwNGFhTmxMcEtvSEZVbHJsLzZjaGhUZkFBPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(e24a7dd49ec38f18b65d36f2d1ca8db0).jpg)
“I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can laugh at my jokes.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0xMZHdjbG81bGx4UnJ3MnlsVE9EdXlyejZuOTZuR0hsSHdvZHFwUWdUaWpOMWxRYkRFTXhyWC9VWDJLdmlESXZXcmoyY1pETWN6T2ZlRjR4eVhPSXc9/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(3681dc271a204a5246effaecfe6f079e).jpg)
“I may not be perfect, but my selfies are.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2alczRGRicWY1ampwOExuU1RPcTNzQUNPUHRkODBVNnY1SUlEemVWakpGV0cydzhEaEQrNkk0TmdCa2txMS9XL2tGd0ZYYm9GbW5rK3RXYjMvdTlZcUJFVHRCYnV3bzg3WDdxWVp1S3ZsQUNnPT0%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(411df5c2e18691c8e97e808e97bf9be1).jpg)
“I don’t have the time for drama, I’m too busy being fabulous.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZW5vTk9XNzlNT3dVQ1EvYzdlV0RVbDREdm5PODluQnY0TkhidnVlaFVpT2xQeTh3N0tlUmdWcVlTKzVWdG40VllYSEIza0xrU1pVSTU5YVRDRHMwenozTW8wckVvS2JZejdjQ1F4RHFnWlpRRW5HaEdJUkFBWXdxY01xUDJQekhjPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+FACEBOOK+BIO+QUOTES/(c5ab9f515ba53ab528f0c6bc63077dca).jpg)
“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the furniture with my foot.”