FUNNY FACEBOOK BIO QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“I may be a genius, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just in a constant battle with gravity.”

“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesomeness.”

“I may not have a six-pack, but I have a fun-sized personality.”

“Life is short, eat the dessert first.”

“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.”

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.”

“I won’t say I’m a morning person, but I am a coffee person.”

“I’m not an expert, but I’m pretty good at pretending.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.” FAMOUS QUOTES FROM CHARLES DARWIN

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I don’t get older, I level up.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for important moments.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in smartass.”

“I may not be a supermodel, but at least I’m super funny.”

“I don’t need superheroes, I’m a superhero in disguise.”

“I may not be funny, but I’m definitely hilarious in my head.”

“I don’t have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can’t handle.”

“I’m not a player, I’m a gamer.”

“I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can laugh at my jokes.”

“I may not be perfect, but my selfies are.”

“I don’t have the time for drama, I’m too busy being fabulous.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the furniture with my foot.”