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“Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.”
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“Fake friends are like shadows. They’re always around when it’s sunny but nowhere to be found in the dark.”
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“I don’t need enemies with friends like you.”
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“Friends don’t let friends hang out with fake friends.”
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“Fake friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.”
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“A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.”
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“Fake friends are like plastic flowers, they may look pretty, but they will never bloom.”
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“A fake friend is like a bad star in a constellation, always trying to overshadow you.”
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“I don’t have time for fake friends. I’m too busy being awesome.”
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“Fake friends are like cotton candy, they may look sweet, but in the end, they leave a sticky mess.”
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“I would rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.”
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“Fake friends are like stray cats, they only come around when they want something.” I MISS MY NEPHEW QUOTES
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“Fake friends are like auto-correct, constantly trying to change you into someone you’re not.”
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“Fake friends are like cheap coffee, bitter and only good for temporary satisfaction.”
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“A real friend will never pretend to be someone they’re not for personal gain.”
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“Fake friends are like broken pencil erasers, they’re useless when you really need them.”
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“True friends are like stars, always shining even during the darkest times. Fake friends? Well, they’re more like clouds, blocking the sunlight.”
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“A fake friend is like a mosquito, always buzzing around you but only leaving you with an itch.”
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“Fake friends are like puzzle pieces that don’t fit, they don’t belong in your life.”
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“Fake friends are like chameleons, always changing colors to suit their own needs.”
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“A fake friend is like a spoiled cupcake, looks sweet on the outside but turns out to be bitter inside.”
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“Fake friends are like mirages, they make you believe they’re real until you reach out and realize they’re just an illusion.”