FUNNY FAKE FRIENDS QUOTES

“Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.”

“Fake friends are like shadows. They’re always around when it’s sunny but nowhere to be found in the dark.”

“I don’t need enemies with friends like you.”

“Friends don’t let friends hang out with fake friends.”

“Fake friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front, not the back.”

“Fake friends are like plastic flowers, they may look pretty, but they will never bloom.”

“A fake friend is like a bad star in a constellation, always trying to overshadow you.”

“I don’t have time for fake friends. I’m too busy being awesome.”

“Fake friends are like cotton candy, they may look sweet, but in the end, they leave a sticky mess.”

“I would rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.”

“Fake friends are like stray cats, they only come around when they want something.” I MISS MY NEPHEW QUOTES

“Fake friends are like auto-correct, constantly trying to change you into someone you’re not.”

“Fake friends are like cheap coffee, bitter and only good for temporary satisfaction.”

“A real friend will never pretend to be someone they’re not for personal gain.”

“Fake friends are like broken pencil erasers, they’re useless when you really need them.”

“True friends are like stars, always shining even during the darkest times. Fake friends? Well, they’re more like clouds, blocking the sunlight.”

“A fake friend is like a mosquito, always buzzing around you but only leaving you with an itch.”

“Fake friends are like puzzle pieces that don’t fit, they don’t belong in your life.”

“Fake friends are like chameleons, always changing colors to suit their own needs.”

“A fake friend is like a spoiled cupcake, looks sweet on the outside but turns out to be bitter inside.”

“Fake friends are like mirages, they make you believe they’re real until you reach out and realize they’re just an illusion.”