“Having a family is like having a bunch of alarm clocks that never stop snoozing.”
“My family is my greatest source of laughter…and frustration.”
“Family: the only group of people who will still love you, even after you’ve embarrassed them in public.”
“Home is where the heart is…and where the Wi-Fi automatically connects to all your devices.”
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
“Family: where life begins and love never ends…unless it’s about who ate the last slice of pizza.”
“I don’t need a therapist, I have my crazy family for that.”
“Family: the only place where no matter what time you arrive, you’re always late.”
“Sibling rivalry is the best kind of cardio.”
“Family: where we argue over petty things, but unite against anyone else who messes with us.”
“I love my family, even though they’re a bunch of weirdos.” WANDERLUST SHORT TRAVEL QUOTES
“Family: the people who know you best and still somehow manage to annoy you the most.”
“In my family, we fight over the TV remote like it’s a weapon of mass destruction.”
“Family: where the doors are always open, but the fridge has a password.”
“Family reunions are just a fancy way of saying ‘let’s see who’s gained the most weight.'”
“Having a large family means you’ll always have an audience for your embarrassing moments.”
“Family: the only group of people who can drive you insane and also keep you sane at the same time.”
“In my family, asking for ‘just one bite’ of food is a declaration of war.”
“Family: where we laugh, we cry, we make endless dad jokes.”
“Family: the best support system, unless you’re trying to diet.”
“Home is where your mom still does your laundry, even when you’re well into your thirties.”