FUNNY FAMOUS QUOTES ABOUT WORK

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” – Slappy White

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“I’m not going to work until I’m completely out of money.” – Richard Pryor

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“I’ve been promoted to middle management. I never thought I’d sink so low.” – Tim Gould

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde

“The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.” – Unknown

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold

“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin HEALING POSITIVE ENERGY QUOTES

“The closest I ever came to a 0 in college was my blood alcohol content.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns

“What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Retired.” – Unknown

“I have a job because of my ability to spot spelling errors on resumes. You’re welcome, civilization.” – Unknown

“Do something that makes you feel alive, because you will work the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident-prone.” – Daniel Radcliffe

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” – Unknown

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost