FUNNY FAREWELL QUOTES FOR COLLEAGUES AT WORK

“Goodbye! You’ve been fantastically incompetent and I’ll miss that!”

“Don’t worry, I won’t miss you. But I’ll definitely miss making fun of you!”

“Farewell to the person who made work bearable and colleagues tolerable.”

“You’re leaving? Well, there goes all the free coffee you used to make!”

“You were the glue that held this dysfunctional workplace together. Good luck finding a new job!”

“Leaving so soon? Who will I now blame for all the office mishaps?”

“Goodbye, and remember us little people when you’re swimming in success!”

“You’re leaving, and I’m left with all the work. Thanks for nothing!”

“I hope your next workplace is just as weird as this one, so you won’t miss us too much!”

“Farewell to the person who always stole my snacks from the fridge! I’ll miss our snack wars.”

“Goodbye! I’ll miss our long procrastination breaks and pretending to be busy.”

“Let’s hope your new coworkers appreciate your sense of humor. It took us years to understand it!”

“So, you thought you could escape this madhouse? Good luck out there in the real world!”

“Goodbye to the office clown. Who will entertain us with their hilarious antics now?”

“It’s a sad day because you’re leaving, but also because cake has carbs.” TIME TO GO BACK HOME QUOTES

“Best of luck in your new job, where they hopefully appreciate your strange obsession with office supplies.”

“We’ll miss your constant complaining and ability to turn every little problem into a catastrophe.”

“Without you, the office will lose its ability to function… in a fun, chaotic way, of course!”

“Goodbye to the person who actually enjoyed team-building exercises. You’re a rare breed!”

“You were like a fine dust particle in the air – barely noticeable, but always there. Farewell!”

“I never understood your jokes, but that didn’t stop me from laughing. Farewell, comedian!”

“Goodbye to the only colleague who made the office smell nice. We’ll miss your intriguing perfumes.”

“We’ll miss your constant gossip updates. You were like the office tabloid we could always count on.”

“So you’re off to conquer new professional horizons? Don’t forget to pack your sense of humor!”

“Goodbye to the biggest office distraction. Now my productivity might actually improve!”

“We’re all sad to see you go, but our wallets will be relieved. No more mandatory office party contributions!”

“Farewell to the secret karaoke star of the office. We’ll miss your unexpected performances in the restroom.”

“Goodbye to the office’s resident detective. No one will ever be able to replace your incredible snooping skills!”