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Here are 28 funny Final Fantasy quotes:
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“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” – Mewtwo
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“Somebody set up us the bomb.” – Cid Highwind
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“I’m helping those who fight against their fate, to free them from their chains.” – Lightning
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“I’m sorry, did I interrupt you stuffing your face?” – Vivi Ornitier
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“I’ve never been so humiliated in my entire life! I have half a mind to chow down on a garlic-candied apple!” – Wakka
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“I have lived a thousand lives… and I will live a thousand more.” – Sephiroth
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“Would you like me to tell your fortune? One gil a pop, that’s a bargain right?” – Sarah
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“I have a higher purpose now: breakfast.” – Gladiolus Amicitia
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“Good day, sirs! For the right price, I can summon your deepest fears!” – Tonberry
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“Aye, sir, the rum’s always gone. But it’s never gone too far, mate.” – Jack Sparrow
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“BOING! It’s official. I’m so happy I could just DANCE! Boing!” – Cait Sith
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“You can’t judge a girl by the way she looks. It’s what’s inside that counts!” – Rikku
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“Well, we’re heroes of the world. Everything we do is epic!” – Noctis Lucis Caelum
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“The more the merrier. Bring ’em on!” – Tifa Lockhart MAKING TIME FOR MYSELF QUOTES
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“I never asked for this job, but I’ll do it ’til the end!” – Snow Villiers
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“I’m only interested in two words: ‘kill’ and ‘destroy’.” – Kefka Palazzo
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“There’s always room for more loot!” – Balthier
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“There is a time and place for everything… but not now.” – Red Mage
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“Humans are such flawed creatures.” – Seymour Guado
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“Everything your light touches is our kingdom… well, most of it.” – Simba
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“I’m never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you.” – Sephiroth (singing Careless Whisper)
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“I avoid using my sword for dinner. It’s much more effective at slicing monsters.” – Auron
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“If you can’t handle a little heat, turn off the stove.” – Tidus
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“It’s not the size of the sword that counts, but how you wield it.” – Squall Leonhart
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“You spoony bard!” – Tellah
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“I spy with my magical eye… something beginning with ‘B!'” – Black Mage
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“You think you can fix me? I’ll cut those wings off myself.” – Cloud Strife
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“I feel safer on a chocobo than in a boat.” – Lulu