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“Sleeping peacefully on the first night? Good luck with that!”
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“First night together: the time when all your weird sleep habits make their debut.”
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“Love is spending your first night together, trying not to snore or fart too loudly.”
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“First night jitters? More like first night never-ending giggles.”
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“Marriage is all fun and games until you have to share a bed.”
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“Snuggling on the first night: the struggle is real.”
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“Who needs sleep when you can spend the first night together reenacting the Lion King?”
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“First night together: the perfect opportunity to see who is the blanket hog.”
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“Sleeping with someone new is like playing a game of ‘find your comfortable position’.”
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“The first night of marriage reminds you that alarm clocks are evil.”
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“First night shenanigans: when farts and laughter become part of the soundtrack.” QUOTES ON GOOD COLLEAGUES
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“Waking up on the first morning together is either a romantic moment or a comedy sketch.”
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“First night: when you discover the true meaning of ‘love is blind’ as you stumble over each other.”
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“First night reality check: John Legend lied, all of him won’t fit perfectly in the bed.”
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“First night sleeping together: the initiation into the weird world of couple sleep.”
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“A marriage begins with the first night: the night you realize your partner’s secret talent for stealing the covers.”
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“First night priorities: finding the perfect spooning position and praying your partner doesn’t snore.”
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“Sleeping soundly on the first night is like finding a mythical creature: it only happens in fairy tales.”
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“First night blues: discovering your partner’s unique set of sleep talk and sleepwalk skills.”
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“Marriage begins with the first night, when you realize that blanket negotiation is a crucial part of any relationship.”
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“First night: the night you discover that cuddling can simultaneously be the best and worst thing ever.”