FUNNY FITNESS QUOTES T SHIRTS

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

“Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?”

“I’m not a gym rat, I’m a gym unicorn.”

“Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”

“I log my workouts in chocolate bars burned.”

“Run like you stole something delicious.”

“I work out to keep up with my chocolate addiction.”

“Exercise? I thought you said accessorize.”

“Exercise is my therapy…and by therapy, I mean shopping.”

“I workout because I can’t rely on genetics alone.”

“Sweating like a pig, feeling like a fox.”

“I workout because I have a health nut for a pet.”

“Running late is my cardio.”

“I run because I really, really like food.”

“I do crunches…in bed, reaching for the remote.” CUTE BEST FRIEND QUOTES ABOUT JUMPING

“I workout because I love food more than I love people.”

“Don’t hate me because I’m swole.”

“I may not be fit, but my personality is in great shape.”

“Exercise? I thought you said extra cheese.”

“I don’t do burpees, I do nap-pees.”

“I lift weights…and sometimes, the remote control.”

“Sweating out yesterday’s regrets.”

“I work out because I don’t want to become a potato.”

“Exercise? I thought you said dessert.”

“I don’t sweat, I glisten…and sometimes, I melt.”

“I’m in a committed relationship with pizza and workout buddies.”

“I’m too cute to be this out of shape, so I hit the gym.”

“Workout buddy wanted: must be willing to motivate and provide snacks.”

“I may not have a six-pack, but I have a six-pack of tacos waiting for me after this workout.”