“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
“Abs are great, but have you tried donuts?”
“I’m not a gym rat, I’m a gym unicorn.”
“Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth.”
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“I log my workouts in chocolate bars burned.”
“Run like you stole something delicious.”
“I work out to keep up with my chocolate addiction.”
“Exercise? I thought you said accessorize.”
“Exercise is my therapy…and by therapy, I mean shopping.”
“I workout because I can’t rely on genetics alone.”
“Sweating like a pig, feeling like a fox.”
“I workout because I have a health nut for a pet.”
“Running late is my cardio.”
“I run because I really, really like food.”
“I do crunches…in bed, reaching for the remote.” CUTE BEST FRIEND QUOTES ABOUT JUMPING
“I workout because I love food more than I love people.”
“Don’t hate me because I’m swole.”
“I may not be fit, but my personality is in great shape.”
“Exercise? I thought you said extra cheese.”
“I don’t do burpees, I do nap-pees.”
“I lift weights…and sometimes, the remote control.”
“Sweating out yesterday’s regrets.”
“I work out because I don’t want to become a potato.”
“Exercise? I thought you said dessert.”
“I don’t sweat, I glisten…and sometimes, I melt.”
“I’m in a committed relationship with pizza and workout buddies.”
“I’m too cute to be this out of shape, so I hit the gym.”
“Workout buddy wanted: must be willing to motivate and provide snacks.”
“I may not have a six-pack, but I have a six-pack of tacos waiting for me after this workout.”