FUNNY FNAF QUOTES

“I always come back, with a funny joke or two!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did the animatronic go to school? To improve its head mechanics!” – Foxy

“I’m not scary, I just have a really good Jumpscare game!” – Bonnie

“Why did the chicken join the band? It had a great drumstick!” – Chica

“Did you hear about the haunted pizzeria? It’s a real ‘slice’ of heaven!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did Springtrap go to the casino? He wanted to play ‘Jacks’!” – Golden Freddy

“Why do animatronics like pizza so much? Because it’s always topped with ‘scream’ cheese!” – Chica

“What do you get when you cross Bonnie and Chica? A ‘hoppin’ chicken band!” – Foxy

“What kind of car does Springtrap drive? A clunker, it’s always ‘springing’ leaks!” – Golden Freddy

“Why did the animatronic enroll in acting classes? It wanted to perfect its ‘jump’scare routine!” – Bonnie

“What kind of music do animatronics listen to? ‘Rock and Shriek’!” – Freddy Fazbear

“What’s Springtrap’s favorite type of comedy? A ‘killer’ punchline!” – Golden Freddy

“Why did the animatronic start a bakery? It wanted to put its ‘scream’ cheese on everything!” – Chica

“Why did Bonnie bring a ladder to the concert? He was hoping to reach new ‘heights’ with his guitar solos!” – Foxy

“What do you call a party thrown by Freddy Fazbear? A ‘jump’scare-a-palooza!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did Bonnie go to the therapist? He had some ‘bunny’ issues to work out!” – Bonnie CHRISTMAS TRAIN QUOTES

“Why did Chica become a chef? She wanted to give everyone a frightfully delicious dining experience!” – Chica

“What’s Freddy Fazbear’s favorite type of sandwich? A ‘scream’ cheese melt!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did Foxy start a pirate-themed restaurant? He thought it would be a ‘swash’buckling success!” – Foxy

“What do animatronics do when they have a party? They ‘spring’ into action on the dance floor!” – Golden Freddy

“Why did Bonnie audition for a talent show? He wanted to show off his ‘hare’-raising skills!” – Bonnie

“Why did Chica become a comedian? She’s always been good at cracking ‘yolk’es!” – Chica

“What’s Freddy Fazbear’s favorite type of candy? Gummy bears, of course!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did Foxy start playing basketball? He wanted to be the ‘jump’scaring champion!” – Foxy

“What’s the animatronics’ favorite time of year? Halloween, when they can ‘jump’scare to their hearts’ content!” – Golden Freddy

“Why did Bonnie become a painter? He wanted to create ‘hare’-raising masterpieces!” – Bonnie

“Why did Chica become a hairstylist? She loves creating hair-raising ‘dos!” – Chica

“What’s Freddy Fazbear’s favorite type of cereal? ‘Snap, Crackle, and SCREAM’!” – Freddy Fazbear

“Why did Foxy become a tour guide? He loves ‘jump’scaring people with fun facts and scares!” – Foxy

“What do you call it when Freddy Fazbear tells a joke? A ‘fun-teddy’ night!” – Golden Freddy