FUNNY FOOTY QUOTES

“Football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.” – Gary Lineker

“I once had a shot that went out of the stadium; the ball’s still traveling.” – Tommy Docherty

“I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.” – Ian Rush

“The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.” – Bill Shankly

“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.” – Brian Clough

“If you don’t believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.” – Neville Southall

“Football is a game of two halves. And sometimes a bit of injury time.” – Unknown

“I only wanted to be average. Average, in my head, was genius.” – Eric Cantona

“I told my players during halftime, ‘Don’t worry, we’ll score. I’m confident because I’ve got the best goalkeeper in the world.’ Then I saw James making his way to the bus.” – Arsène Wenger

“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then my left boot. That way, I knew I was putting my best foot forward.” – David Beckham

“I never played with Beckham, but I knew of him – and I know his wife.” – Johan Cruyff

“I think if someone put a gun to your head and asked you to name the best footballer in the world, you would have to say me.” – Zlatan Ibrahimovic YOU SAY U LOVE ME QUOTES

“I couldn’t settle in London. The first time I went up to make my debut for Forest, I got off the train and did a 360-degree turn and got back on.” – Stan Collymore

“I’m playing in the Premier League, and it’s not like playing with the second team on a Thursday afternoon.” – Jason McAteer

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best

“As long as I’m scoring, I’m getting paid. Who cares why the ball is going in?” – Mario Balotelli

“I might go back to my wife in a couple of years. You never know, football is a crazy world.” – Paul Gascoigne

“I used to go missing in matches. That was my problem. I would get my first touch in the second half.” – Roy Keane

“I started off with nothing, and I still have most of it left.” – Michael Owen

“The only time I hit a player is when he gives me lip on the field or off the field. I have got a bit of a short fuse.” – Vinnie Jones

“I’m am an out-and-out striker. I score goals and I put the ball in the back of the net.” – Emile Heskey

“Sometimes in football, you have to score goals.” – Thierry Henry

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best