FUNNY FRIENDSHIP QUOTES IN HINDI

“Dost fail ho jaye, toh dukh hota hai…Lekin dost first aaye, toh zyada dukh hota hai!”

(If a friend fails, it’s sad…but if a friend comes first, it’s even sadder!)

“Dost jab gussa dikhaye, toh dimaag nahi…thappad hi padh jaye!”

(When a friend shows anger, it’s not just the mind…but a slap also comes!)

“Dost se sab share karte hain, par apna password kisi se na share karna!”

(We share everything with friends, but never share our password with anyone!)

“Dost ke liye unlimited dosti, Data pack ki tarah recharge karke rakho!”

(For a friend, keep recharging unlimited friendship like a data pack!)

“Dost ke saath movie dekhne jao, popcorn ki jagah samosa laye…theater mein adventure kare!”

(When going to watch a movie with friends, bring samosas instead of popcorn…have an adventure in the theater!)

“Dost bankar aao, loan nahi…ghar mein dil ka karz bhar do!”

(Come as a friend, not a loan…pay off the debt of the heart at home!)

“Dost ke saath selfie lena ho toh udne wale pigeons ki jagah kuch aur dekh lo!”

(If you want to take a selfie with a friend, find something else to look at instead of the flying pigeons!)

“Dost ka birthday ho, toh cake khareedne ke paise bachao…chocolate le lo!”

(If it’s a friend’s birthday, save money on buying a cake…get a chocolate instead!)

“Dost se pyaar karo, Ludo khelkar nahi…chess khelkar checkmate karke!”

(Express love to a friend, not by playing Ludo…but by playing chess and checkmate!)

“Dost ke liye extra kursi book karo, kyunki mein koi third wheel nahi!”

(Book an extra seat for a friend, because I’m not a third wheel!)

“Dost banane ke liye SmartPhone zaroori nahi, SmartBrain bhi chahiye!”

(To make friends, a smartphone is not necessary…a smart brain is also needed!) SAD VALENTINES QUOTES

“Dost ki taang khichne ki machine bandh karo…aur sabki taang khichne wali machine ON karo!”

(Stop the machine that pulls a friend’s leg…and switch on the machine that pulls everyone’s leg!)

“Dost banane ka formula hai – Aankhein toh kholo, magar dil ko band rakho!”

(The formula to make friends is – open your eyes, but keep your heart closed!)

“Dost ho toh Engineer wala…Jab baat karlo, dimaag ki batti jal jaye!”

(If there’s a friend, it should be like an engineer…when you talk, the brain’s bulb should light up!)

“Dost ke saath road trip pe jaoge, GPS ke saath mat jao…Friendship se direction puchh lo!”

(If you go on a road trip with a friend, don’t go with GPS…ask for directions from friendship!)

“Dost ka sense of humor itna strong ho, ki uska naam hi Funny ho jaye!”

(A friend’s sense of humor should be so strong that their name becomes Funny!)

“Dost ke paas Hug ki machine hoti hai…aur wo Har-ek dost ke Hug me recharge kar paye!”

(A friend has a Hug machine…they can recharge in each friend’s Hug!)

“Dost banane ke liye salon mein nahi, Smiley ki shop mein jao…wahan dosti ke rates kam milenge!”

(To make friends, don’t go to a salon, go to a Smiley shop…there, friendship rates will be cheaper!)

“Dost banane ke liye height, weight aur qualification nahi…sirf besharmi aur pyaar hona chahiye!”

(To make friends, height, weight, and qualifications are not necessary…only shamelessness and love should be there!)

“Dost ke saath selfies lena hai, toh museum nahi…haunted house mein jao…wahan photo toh guaranteed chalegi!”

(If you want to take selfies with a friend, not in a museum…but go to a haunted house…there, a photo is guaranteed!)

“Dost se panga mat lo…kyunki dost ka panga sirf meme banega!”

(Don’t mess with a friend…because a friend’s trouble will only become a meme!)