FUNNY FRIES QUOTES

“I’m not a fan of fast food, but I do have a special relationship with fries.”

“Fries before guys, always.”

“Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has never tried buying a large fries.”

“A balanced diet is having fries in both hands.”

“French fries are like the perfect snack – they’re crispy, salty, and they never judge you.”

“If fries were a language, I’d be fluent.”

“I don’t need therapy, I just need a big plate of fries.”

“My favorite food group is French fries.”

“Fries are like a hug in edible form.”

“Life is short, so eat the fries.”

“I believe in love at first sight, especially when fries are involved.” QUOTES ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND

“Fries are the ultimate wingmen – they always make your meal better.”

“I don’t need a significant other, I just need a supersized fries.”

“French fries: the only language everyone understands.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fries and that’s pretty much the same thing.”

“Who needs a prince charming when you can have a fresh batch of fries?”

“If eating fries is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”

“Fries are the ultimate cheat day treat.”

“I never wait for a second date. If they don’t share their fries on the first date, it’s over.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fries, which is pretty much the same thing.”

“When life gives you lemons, make fries and dip them in ketchup.”