FUNNY GANDHI QUOTES

“I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.”

“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.”

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Then they ask to take a selfie with you.”

“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. But a good comeback can make your enemy speechless.”

“I am a lover of truth, not facts. Facts can be twisted, but truth always prevails. Except for when someone lies about finishing all the cookies.”

“There is no path to peace. Peace is the path. And maybe a little nap will help too.”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I make sure to take a dose of it every day. The side effects are a sore stomach and teary eyes, but it’s worth it.”

“My life is my message. And my voicemail is just suffering from technical difficulties.”

“Be the change you wish to see in the world. Unless you’re in a supermarket, then be the person who lets others go ahead of you in the checkout line.”

“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. Or maybe just by getting lost while navigating with a faulty GPS.”

“There is more to life than increasing its speed. Like enjoying a good meal, watching a hilarious sitcom, or taking a leisurely nap.”

“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Also, karate chops are a great way to vent out frustration. Choose your weapon wisely.”

“Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Or when going to a dessert buffet and having three helpings doesn’t give you guilt.” SAD TRUE QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever, or at least until you don’t have any storage left for new things in your brain.”

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will, and maybe a little caffeine once in a while too.”

“An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. But if the practice involves eating cake, then I wholeheartedly preach it.”

“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. And if you still can’t find yourself, just check the sock drawer. It’s usually there.”

“A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. Or at least make their Instagram posts go viral.”

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world. Unless it means waking up at 6 am, then I’m just going to stay in bed and dream of changing the world.”

“The future depends on what we do in the present. So, if you’re thinking of ordering pizza for dinner, go ahead and do it. Grab the future with both hands!”

“A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble. Trust me, I’ve said ‘No’ to a second slice of cake before!”

“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. Or through my carpet with their muddy shoes. Take them off at the door, please.”

“The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. But make sure you have a good GPS to find your way back home. Getting lost is fun until it’s not.”

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. And eat ice cream as if there’s no tomorrow. Sorry, I just really love ice cream.”

“The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated. So, if you’re visiting my nation, make sure to bring treats for my dog. She’s the real judge here.”