FUNNY GARDENING QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Gardeners know all the dirt.”

“Weed it and reap!”

“Gardeners have the best dirt.”

“Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love.”

“I’m in a committed relationship with my plants.”

“Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes.”

“Gardeners have thyme on their hands.”

“Gardening is just another way of showing off your relationship with dirt.”

“I wet my plants.”

“Life is better when you’re dirty.”

“I’m sorry for what I said when I wasn’t in the garden.”

“Gardening is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna grow.” QUOTES FOR HUSBAND ONE LINE

“I’m not addicted to gardening; I can quit anytime I seed.”

“Keep calm and garden on.”

“Gardening: the art of growing your own happiness.”

“I’m mulch-talented.”

“Gardeners make the best fashionistas – they’re always in their plants.”

“Gardeners don’t make mistakes, they grow experiments.”

“Flowers are just weeds with fancier outfits.”

“Gardeners never grow old, they just run out of thyme.”

“Planting a garden is believing in tomorrow.”

“Gardening: where doing nothing is doing something.”