FUNNY GENSHIN QUOTES

“I just want to eat my dumplings in peace. Is that too much to ask for?” – Xiangling

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy!” – Diluc

“If all else fails, go dance with Barbara. It solves everything!” – Noelle

“Don’t touch my horns. Seriously, I mean it!” – Xiao

“I’m not short! I’m vertically challenged.” – Klee

“I didn’t choose the pirate life, the pirate life chose me!” – Beidou

“You know you’ve played too much Genshin when you start wondering if you can ascend in real life.” – Paimon

“I’m not lost, I’m just on an adventure to find my way back!” – Venti

“What do you mean I can’t cook a chicken with a fireball? It worked in the game!” – Amber

“My cooking skills are so bad, even Bennett refuses to eat my food.” – Mona

“Life is short, so eat dessert first! And seconds!” – Ningguang

“Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you don’t love Genshin, I don’t know what’s wrong with you!” – Chongyun

“I could beat you in an archery contest with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back!” – Tartaglia

“If looks could kill, I’d be on the Most Wanted list!” – Ayaka

“You may have a vision, but I have 500 copies of Bennett!” – Sucrose THANKS TO THOSE WHO LEFT ME QUOTES

“I don’t need a vision to be a badass. I just need my trusty sword!” – Jean

“I have a love-hate relationship with Genshin. It’s like a toxic ex who I can’t stop playing with.” – Lisa

“I’m not clumsy, the ground just likes to greet my face.” – Diona

“Raiden Shogun may be powerful, but she can’t beat a good slice of pizza!” – Xingqiu

“I’m not crazy, I’m just eccentric. And there’s a fine line between the two!” – Rosaria

“Why can’t the Fatui just take a break and go on vacation? Don’t they get tired of being villains?” – Kaeya

“You think my voice is enchanting? Wait till you see my combat skills!” – Mona

“I’ve mastered the art of procrastination. I’ll get to saving Teyvat later.” – Keqing

“I’m the epitome of elegance and grace, or so I keep telling myself.” – Qiqi

“Genshin taught me that pulling for characters is like gambling, but without the chance to win actual money.” – Bennett

“I’ve become so good at dodging life’s problems, I should get an honorary Geo Vision!” – Zhongli

“I’m not just a bard, I’m also an expert at breaking hearts!” – Diluc

“I don’t need a map to find my way, I just go wherever my adventurous spirit takes me!” – Traveler

“I’m not addicted to Genshin, I’m just committed to collecting every character in the game!” – Paimon