“I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” – Unknown
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams
“I’m not indecisive, I just don’t know what to do first.” – Unknown
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what does an empty desk mean?” – Unknown
“I work best when I’m on vacation.” – Unknown
“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis
“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, and 4% Friday.” – Unknown
“I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it at work.” – Unknown
“I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult at work.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.” – Unknown
“The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Frank Williams WHEN SOMEONE SAVES YOUR LIFE QUOTES
“I’m not saying I hate work. I’m just saying I’d rather be on a beach sipping margaritas.” – Unknown
“If there was an award for laziness, I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.” – Unknown
“I’m too busy pretending to work to actually work.” – Unknown
“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake busy.” – Unknown
“I used to have a lot of free time. Then I got a job.” – Unknown
“Work would be so much easier if we could just nap through it.” – Unknown
“I’m not avoiding work, I’m just waiting for the right moment… like never.” – Unknown
“Waking up early to go to work is the second biggest lie people tell themselves.” – Unknown
“Mondays are the pits. Tuesdays are just the pits’ cousins.” – Garfield
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.” – Unknown
“Work is the greatest invention of all time, but I’d still rather be sleeping.” – Unknown
“I don’t always have to work, but when I do, I’d rather be doing anything else.” – Unknown