FUNNY GETTING OLDER QUOTES

“Age is just a number, unfortunately, mine is unlisted.”

“I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic.”

“I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a limited edition.”

“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the parking lot.”

“Getting older is like a true rollercoaster ride – there are moments of excitement, fear, and lots of screaming.”

“I don’t need Botox, I just need my glasses to see the wrinkles clearly!”

“I’m not aging gracefully, I’m aging sarcastically.”

“At this age, I’ve seen it all, but I can’t remember most of it!”

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is entirely optional.”

“I’m not old; I’m chronologically gifted!”

“You know you’re getting old when you bend down and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.”

“The best part about getting older is finally realizing that you know absolutely nothing!”

“I’m not old, I’m just retro.”

“The older I get, the more I realize I am still clueless about life.” QUOTES ABOUT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER

“The hardest part about getting older is sneezing without fear.”

“I’m not aging, I’m just collecting a fine assortment of wrinkles.”

“Getting older is like a garage sale – you gradually accumulate a bunch of stuff you don’t really need.”

“I tried anti-aging cream, but my wrinkles didn’t appreciate the humor.”

“Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional, and growing aches and pains is inevitable.”

“At my age, ‘nap time’ is all the rage!”

“They say youth is wasted on the young, but I say wisdom is wasted on the old!”

“I’m at the age where my train of thought often leaves without me.”

“The key to successful aging is to enjoy every moment, but also have a good supply of painkillers.”

“Life is too short to be taken seriously, especially when you wake up with weird sounds coming from your knees.”

“The good thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.”

“Growing older is like becoming a Lego set – some pieces fall off, and others start to hurt when you step on them!”